Query: UK: Tax

[an capall]

All, if any of you are learned in the UK tax code or know somebody who might be can you PM. I have a simple question I'd like to put to a reliable source. Of course I will pay any commercial rate involved.

Ta

AC

 

[Desperate Dan]

Hi , I`m a long retired Tax Inspector and would be glad to help, if I can. My rates are very reasonable.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

My rates are very reasonable.

They don't call him Double Dan for nothing

 

[an capall]

At night I just couldn’t relax
Worried I’d underpaid tax
So I consulted the Forum
And Dan, with decorum
Has stopped me from shittin’ me cacs.

This is a great place and the Desperate one is among the greatest.

 

[Desperate Dan]

A taxman`s life is full of abuse,
Though , occasionally, we do have our use,
A forumite`s request for advice
Being met in a trice.
Though my bill will turn you quite puce

 

[Desperate Dan]

They don't call him Double Dan for nothing

 

[Grasshopper]

At night I just couldn’t relax
Worried I’d underpaid tax
So I consulted the Forum
And Dan, with decorum
Has stopped me from shittin’ me cacs.

This is a great place and the Desperate one is among the greatest.

:lol: Quality prose.

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