Sexually...how Pure Are You?

Originally posted by Diminuendo@Jul 25 2005, 10:39 AM
I got 99.9%. What's a blow job? :confused:
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DIM you ought to change your name to !!MADAME DEVON!! :o :P :lol: with a score like that....I wondered what your job was :lol:

Regards A BLOW JOB...............its a pity you live so far away :rolleyes: :P :lol: ????????

but for the uninitiated I am sure if you put BLOW JOB into Google you'll get more answers than you bargained for????


sorry my score 27% :o :rolleyes: is it good or bad regards high or low scores???????

I thought INCENSE was an aromatic substance burnt for its fragrant odour :D :D :D
 
Originally posted by BrianH@Jul 25 2005, 10:35 AM
In mitigation, I would point out to newer members (the others know already) that many years ago I spent some seasons as a holiday camp entertainer.
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I can see it now, the Talking Horses version of Hi di Hi.


In 1959, Jeffrey Fairbrother (Ardross) leaves a university teaching post and takes a job as Entertainments Manager at Maplins Holiday Camp.

He immediately begins to attract the amorous attentions of the Chief Yellowcoat, Gladys Pugh (Griffin).

Other characters include comic Ted Bovis (Brian H), his assistant Spike Dixon (An Capall), wannabe-Yellowcoat Peggy Ollerenshaw (Shadow Leader), childrens' entertainer Mr Partridge (Merlin), ex-jockey Fred Quilly (Colin Philips) and dancing instructors Yvonne and Barry Stuart-Hargreaves (Krizon and Phil Waters)


The rest of us breathe a sigh of relief at failing the audition

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Originally posted by Gearoid@Jul 25 2005, 12:13 PM
I scored 55%. There was no questions on toe sucking, finger nail biting, S&M. Plus the question on spying on women, surely I get extra points - the convent 6th years were a class of 68. I demand a recount...
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You must surely have been economical with the truth Gearoid to get that score!!!!!! :lol: And no S&M question??? Us girlies got an S&M question!!!! :lol:
 
:lol: :lol: :lol: Brian!

DG: oooh, yes, that must be me on the left, with the vair, vair natural red hair? It's amazing - the very spit and image of me!
 
That's the first audition I've had where I failed to get a Principal Part. It's a fix. Never mind sigh of relief, some of us extras are gutted. How can a 17% and two fireball er fail to make the frame in "Porn in The Maplin Chamber of Horrors". I'm leaving.
 
Hang on! You could try to be an extra playing an extra in 'Extras' by Ricky Gervais. On the other hand, the first show wasn't as sparkling as I thought it would be, so perhaps you ARE better suited to "Ibsen! The Musical" after all...
 
44 percent but i clicked the wrong answer by accident for one question so i guess you could say 48 or so!
 
"Bit of a goer, are we sir, know what I mean? Bit of a brrm-brrm, rev-my-engine, full throttle and chocks away, are we sir? Eh? Eh? Know what I mean? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, eh, sir?" ;)
 
I couldn't possibly reveal my percentage to the general public. :blink: I would like my fellow forumites to continue to think I am as pure as the driven snow! :)
 
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