Euronymous
Senior Jockey
trudij = rude
Sexually...how Pure Are You?
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trudij
Senior Jockey
all I can say is thank goodness I've never done S&M........ ( although some of the lads I woke up next to in Lambourn might count... :blink: )
Relkeel
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The next time I have a party, you're invited!
Shadow Leader
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Crikey Trudi - you bad girl, you!!!!! :lol: First time I did it I got 41%, then 40%, then 31% & a fireball..... 
So try it again & it might be different - they give you different questions each time!!! :lol: :lol:
So try it again & it might be different - they give you different questions each time!!! :lol: :lol:
Bar the Bull
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And me too!
I'm off to the jacks to stick my finger up my arse.
Shadow Leader
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Gearoid
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If you had 3 holes you would have scored 24%
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solerina
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And me too!
I'm off to the jacks to stick my finger up my arse. [/b][/quote]
Oh dear God :lol:
I got 18 :blink: very disturbing :blink:
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Gearoid
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Thats because ye have done it all and taken it from every angle. Thats commendable but do you not long to be like me and sexually pure on the long path of discovery in the bedroom??
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solerina
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:lol: :lol: :lol: Are those convent girls rubbing off on you then 
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Gearoid
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Yes we were in bed the other the night and I pulled her on top me. She was rubbing herself against me.. afterwards she said how much she enjoyed being on top. I said next time we'll try it with a condom and I'll take off my boxers.....
Gear-rod - we once WERE like you and longed to be, etc., etc. You can either stay longing to be on the path to sexual discovery, or you can get on the darn thing and take in a few of its interesting bye-ways, too. I'd certainly not be too pleased to be the age I am and still longing, blah, blah... 
Many years lie ahead for you - how old are? 18? Blimey - DECADES lie ahead for you...
Many years lie ahead for you - how old are? 18? Blimey - DECADES lie ahead for you...
trudij
Senior Jockey
As suggested by my mate Shad - I'm having another go..... I may be some time, and shall post the results on my return.......
trudij
Senior Jockey
OK Shad - I've done it another 3 times, with different questions each time - I got 9%, 6% ( :blink: ) and 10% ( all with 3 fireballs) 
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Guess I've worked in racing far too long....... :lol: :lol: :shy:
h34r: Guess I've worked in racing far too long....... :lol: :lol: :shy:
Diminuendo
At the Start
Do you get the fireballs if you are hot stuff?
Muttley
At the Start
No. You get the fireballs if you've done too many experiments .. :brows:
Diminuendo
At the Start
Ah right like with a Bunsen burner?
trudij
Senior Jockey
That might explain it - though i never got asked what teh name of the number 9 single i sang on was.......
Muttley
At the Start
That's the one .. 
Mind you, isn't there supposed to be something about dripping candle wax ????
Mind you, isn't there supposed to be something about dripping candle wax ????
trudij
Senior Jockey
There was a thing on Sexetera ( I'm finding out all sorts of stuff now I've got access to sky telly! ) about candle wax - did you know that the best ones to use are the fat church type candles??
Muttley
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Well, I suppose it would be one way to get the bikini line done ..
Diminuendo
At the Start
Ok Ok, I have just tried the dripping wax thing.....it bloody hurts, so I headed for the nearest thing that would cool me down!
