Simple Maths.

[The Pro]

= Equals....

 

[Shadow Leader]

Humph!!! After coming home to find my flat trashed & stinking of bacon fat, as well as the bathroom being half dug up I've come to the inescapable conclusion that no male of the species should be left unsupervised, EVER!!!!

 

[Aldaniti]

Yes my OH will make just as much mess making a sandwich as I would making a Sunday Roast

 

[Irish Stamp]

Wouldn't be a problem if you made the sandwich though Helen shrug::

 

[Aldaniti]

:laughing: I dare say that is the motive behind making the mess! he thought he was being clever when trying to be crap at washing up so I would do it! nope I just bought a dishwasher instead

 

[Bar the Bull]

My wife is a black belt at cooking.

One chop and you're dead.

 

[Aldaniti]

Thats not nice btb

 

[Bar the Bull]

Neither is her cooking.

 

[Griffin]

Mr GG can cook very well. He normally does a roast for us on a Sunday. He cleans (with a little prompting) and he's capable of looking after all the children. I am very lucky to have such an accomplished man

 

[Colin Phillips]

If he can cope with four young children I am full of admiration and can understand why you sometimes refer to him as Mister Grumpy Griffin!!!! :clap:

 

[Desert Orchid]

We haven't had any ice in our house since Mrs Orchid lost the recipe.

When I asked her to butter some bread she tickled a slice and said to it, "Aren't you looking cute today."

 

[Aldaniti]

Originally posted by Bar the Bull@Feb 27 2007, 10:21 AM
Neither is her cooking.

Fair enough :laughing:

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by The Pro@Feb 26 2007, 09:14 PM

It even goes down after a while...

 

[uncle goober]

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

 

[Songsheet]

Originally posted by Desert Orchid@Feb 27 2007, 08:13 PM

It even goes down after a while...

Yeah but then she doesn't have to stay up very long, does she ? After all, your average bloke certainly doesn't...

 

[Honest Tom]

Originally posted by Songsheet+Feb 28 2007, 10:53 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Songsheet @ Feb 28 2007, 10:53 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Desert Orchid@Feb 27 2007, 08:13 PM

It even goes down after a while...

Yeah but then she doesn't have to stay up very long, does she ? After all, your average bloke certainly doesn't... [/b][/quote]

I'm going to tell Mr. Songsheet you said that Julie.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by Songsheet@Feb 28 2007, 09:53 AM
After all, your average bloke certainly doesn't...

I don't have any blokes, average or otherwise...

 

[Songsheet]

Originally posted by Desert Orchid@Feb 28 2007, 01:14 PM

I don't have any blokes' , average or otherwise...

Probably more like it...

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by Songsheet+Feb 28 2007, 01:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Songsheet @ Feb 28 2007, 01:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Desert Orchid@Feb 28 2007, 01:14 PM

I don't have any blokes'        , average or otherwise...

Probably more like it... [/b][/quote]
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