So Who's Got A Caption For This Then ?

[Diamond Geezer]

 

[Venusian]

I've got one of those in red.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Proof that Neptune Collonges used to sh*t himself watching Denman go up the gallops at home.

 

[Simon]

Mine is bigger than yours?

 

[Desert Orchid]

OK, Clare Balding, I'm ready for you.

 

[an capall]

'Rooster's booster"

 

[Merlin the Magician]

"Oh shite! I'll never win!! Even off bottom weight"

 

[Grey]

You can take a white horse anywhere.

 

[montyracing2]

First they said I need glasses, then they they said I need a hearing aid and then ..... the humiliation. They should just put a sign around my neck with the words - when its over, its over.

 

[del boy]

This once sprightly Bay champion Sprinter, is now grey, incontinent, lame, blind in one eye, toothless, and infertile.... DONT DO DRUGS (LASIX)

 

[Grasshopper]

Winning distance: one length

 

[Harbinger]

"Coltish" just doesn't do it justice.