Stop using your mobile when driving!!!

Grey said:
Where would you take yourself?
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If we are going down that route - that changes things - I would feign interest in myself for a couple of months - ensuring I brought myself to several exotic locations with sensational dining, buy myself expensive clothes and trickets before deciding it wasn't me it was me and it was just that the time was wrong......:rolleyes:
 
I wouldn't date me in a million years - even back when I wasn't past the sell-by date, which obviously we older wimmin have. Far too happy in my own company and not likely to feign interest in bores (farts optional), bigots, or tightwads. I would find my propensity to talk instantly to total strangers a bit ego-busting, and later conversations about how keeping separate (and significant) space for ourselves might lead to petty outbursts of possessiveness, which I'd hate. So that would end up with a very nastily split personality, one in its own room, sulking and looking at the clock, the other in some nightery chatting merrily with a heavily-tattooed Hell's Angel, on its fourth JD & Coke, with no intention of getting home before bird call.
 
I was nearly hit by a bloke today who was driving whilst on his mobile. Had he actually made contact with my car, he would have some lesson in unladylike conduct as I would have verbally ripped him limb from limb prior to the police turning up. (I have been known to make grown men cry on occasion!).

A couple of weeks ago I was on a train in France when my mobile went off and I got some hideous looks off people as I scuttled off into the allowed area to answer it.
 
jinnyj said:
I was nearly hit by a bloke today who was driving whilst on his mobile. Had he actually made contact with my car, he would have some lesson in unladylike conduct as I would have verbally ripped him limb from limb prior to the police turning up. (I have been known to make grown men cry on occasion!).
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Was he hot?
 
On a serious note, how come this thread is about the dangers of mobile phones, when the OP mentions that the motorbike was doing 85mph in a built up area (you don't get side streets in the countryside). Surely the gist should be "you've got a tiny cock - why not learn to live with, rather than fantasising that you're Barry Sheene?"
 
The bashed-in car is also a left-hand drive, which makes me think the accident might've occurred in a built-up area in gay Paree or rampant Roma, where the bikers never seem to ride at less than Moto GP speeds.

And, mobile in hand or not, I'm fed up with bikers, anyway. All those nannying ads from the govt. going on about looking out for the buggers. I look out all the time, as they turn a two-lane system into three by charging up the white lines (Cokebike?) and then sliding in alongside a car waiting at lights, so that they can belt off at motorway speeds in town. I'll always do a little blink-blink to the left and hog the edge of the road so the sods can shoot past, and how often for this small courtesy do I get a little wave to say 'thanks for noticing I'm busting to get past everyone far faster than any sane person would'? 2/10 these days.
 
On a similar theme, I left the races at Gowran early one evening last summer to find a certain jockey's agent had forgotten to put on his handbrake and his car had rolled onto mine. When I couldn't find him I got the reg no called out over the PA. He sent out his 5ft 10" size 8 stunning girlfriend which was a very good move on his behalf!! Needless to say any damage done was only cosmetic!!:whistle:
 
I was driving along the road one day,on the phone to my wife or bookie,when I got pulled . The following week my wife was driving along the same road and was pulled doing the same thing. The Old Bill said to her ,recognising the address , did we do your old man here last week?.
We were both sent on a phone awareness course to avoid getting the three points
 
Roddy Owen said:
I was driving along the road one day,on the phone to my wife or bookie,when I got pulled . The following week my wife was driving along the same road and was pulled doing the same thing. The Old Bill said to her ,recognising the address , did we do your old man here last week?.
We were both sent on a phone awareness course to avoid getting the three points
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If I were you I wouldn't let my wife talk to my bookie!!:whistle:
 
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