The 2004 Arse Cup Final

Chucky or Thommo?

  • Willie Carson

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Derek Thompson

    Votes: 0 0.0%

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terry

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The big two have worked their way to the final. Willie Carson has some colour in his cheeks in getting this far, whereas Derek Thompson has not yet even had to wipe his....er....brow.

Can Chucky achieve the impossible?

Vote now - polling closes midday on Thursday.
 
I don't think he's going to!!!!!!! You appear to have got away with it this time, Chucky....... :lol:
 
Willie Carson is the ultimate in arsedom.

Remember Question of Sport
Remember the jog down the track including the great "heel clicking" incident
More recently, remember the sweet sucking incident

Technical Ability: Willie would have to have a far superior knowledge of horse racing, training, breeding and riding so he loses this category.

Communication: Given his vast racing knowledge, it is disappointing that Willie has yet to make a remark that would make you reevaluate any aspect of a race. Very rarely gives a forthright opinion. Thommo, very occasionally makes a point that will at least have you thinking before you reject it. Willies job, though, is to share his vast knowledge of racing with his audience, his failure to do this renders him useless. Thommo can still introduce the link to the ad break - Willie wins this hands down

Deportment: Both can wear a nice suit, although the addition of a hat is a disaster for Willie's appearance. Wearing semi-transparent glasses on screen is just plain rude. Thommo tends to look a bit thick, but Willie looks Ugly. Very ugly. Which is worse. One more to Willie.

Preparation: Willie does not prepare which is an insult to the viewers. Thommo, I would guess, is a workaholic, and prepares meticulously. His preperation rarely adds any insight, but at least he knows who is running. Another for Willie.

Entertainment Value: Thommo enjoys himself on screen. Willie puts in the hour(s). Thommos attempt at humour often tempts the viewer to laugh at him. Willie's tempt the viewer to switch on the A-Team on ITV. Willie Again.

Interpersonal skills: Thommo is somewhat capable of holding a conversation on screen. OK, he interjects with inane remarks, but he still gives the appearance of listening (albeit too intently) when his turn to speak has passed. Willie says his bit and then gives the impression he wants to walk away, or look at the clouds. Again Willie.

VOTE FOR WILLIE !!!
 
Yeah i know about all that blah blah blah....


But... Thommo is more ARSE!!!!!!
 
Thommo has more arse than the gunners, more cheek than the two fat ladies put together, skin thicker than that on a cows backside, a bigger ego than that bast*rd who goes bargain hunting, yet I still feel Chucky stools it. He's only small but every inch of him is arse.
I'm waiting to see the latest toilet tissues before I cast my vote though.
 
I do accept though, that if Thommo didn't exist then it would be hard to imagine anyone more arse than Carson. Even his name has Ars in it.
 
It's such a classic final I think whoever wins will be a short price to win Arse World.
 
A mystery person deleted the picture of the Golden Arse Trophy that I put up earlier. Here it is again, and may the best arse win - Ho, ho, ho

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Mel has summed it up beautifully - and don't forget, no one actually has to work 'with' Thommo - arse tho' he undoubtedly is - whereas think of Poor Clare (not that she's a nun or anything..) - poor woman actually has to stand next to a bloke who stands on a box, for fecks sake - at least Thommo has height.

No, not even 'Ho, Ho, Ho' can compete with that truely abysmal cackle of Carson's.. as Terry rightly points out, the uy even has the right name...

Carson for me is Mr Univarse
 
I'm sorry but the Chucky campaign is floundering.

Does Thommo have a Vietnam war record?

I like the trophy Brian. Is it kept for posteriority or is it an anal job?
 
Almost impossible to choose but slight advantage for thommo,his interviews in the que of the women toilets in the big meetings are almost impossible to surpass.
 
Melendez alleges that Carson doesn't work hard enough. Outrageously unfair. We should start a Carson Grafts movement.
 
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