The 2004 Arse Cup Final

Chucky or Thommo?

  • Willie Carson

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Derek Thompson

    Votes: 0 0.0%
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It might be unlucky but you are a moderator - sometimes you have to lock and dump.
 
Things Peter O'Sullevan has said about horses, but he probably meant Thommo:

''And here he comes, the Arse of Longchamp, Derek Thompson wins the Prix de L'Arse de Triomphe!''

''And it's arses in the air and a tremendous cheer - you've never heard anything like it at Arsetree! Derek Thompson wins the grand Arse-ional!''

''It's the old man Derek Thompson, he's won it at last! Derek Thompson wins the Champion Arse-dle!''

''But Derek Thompson's looking round for dangers, he thinks he's got Willie Carson cold. And Derek Thompson sails by! Derek Thompson wins the Arse Cup!''

What a record, what an arse, indeed, Derek Thompson truly is...the Arkle of Arse.
 
How about the infamous................... He's begining to get up, the old boy's begining to get up, and Desarse Orchid has won the Gold Cup, and Derek Thompson gives him a big slap.
 
Damn..... Chucky's chucking the race in here...

C'mon you arse... get it into gear and arsecelerate off this crap pace and piss up....

Sure Thommo can manage to nobble himself even yet??? B)
 
He shall not, he shall not be moved
He shall not, he shall not be moved
Just like an Arse, who's gonna win the Arse Cup
He shall not be moved.

ALTOGETHER NOW!!!
 
Apparently the excellent John Randarse, in this week's ''Ask The Arseorak'' column in the Arsing Post, is planning to eulogise about Thommo's Arseform rating of 212 and comment on how we are may never see his like again in our lifetimes - thank god. :lol:
 
Thommo now needs to show that supreme imbecility that is his trademark to pull clear
 
Willie Carson has a big following in the Arse department (though I have to confess unfashionably that, on the only two occasions I've ever spoken to him, he seemed ok to me) but, like Mill House, he has met his nemesis.

I just hope that, in 40 years time, the Arsing Post holds it ''Greatest Arse Of All Time'' poll and that the readers of tomorrow don't vote for any ''Arse Come Lately.'' :lol:
 
Randall would no doubt claim that standing next to Clare at Royal Ascot was not a true test, butt that fronting the Morning Line was the one true measure of arseness.
 
45 minutes to go.

Some arse is on the pitch, he thinks it's all over........
 
The people have spoken - and got it absolutely right. Any other result would have been a travesty. Perhaps there is hope for John Kerry after all?
 
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