No way do I wish to be Blue Micc’d my problem would be if they interview you Jinnyj think that you might let them have both barrelsYou're not wrong there - Chads is prime red trouser land! There will be a lot of braying going on behind car boots. We're not like that down here in the West Country so much - you can drive a tractor into my town, park up on the double yellow lines and pop into the Co-op in a pair of wellies caked with mud and nobody bats an eyelid.
But have no fear! Gordon and I will protect you although I suspect G is secretly harbouring a wish to be "Blue Micc'd" - I on the other hand have an alternative suggestion as to where the Blue Mic could be inserted!