Ok, get the aftertiming sick buckets at the ready, but I've sugared the pill at the end with a disclosure to give everyone a chance to have a good laugh at me at York.
Scandinavia impressed me at Newmarket - I thought he had St Leger winner written all over him.
But at the time Lambourn was ante-post favourite.
But I thought: "What if they're desperate to swerve an early NH stallion tag for Lambourn and desperate to get a 1m2f G1 into him?"
York (extended ten) if we have a wet August and it's like glue on the Knavesmire marshland might just be the target in which case he wouldn't go to Doncaster.
So I had one of my mad (about one cops a YEAR) related-contingency doubles - Lambourn for York and Scandinavia for Doncaster.
And looks like Lambourn is indeed going to York - for the fecking Voltigeur! FML!