The Talking Horses Best Seller!

[krizon]

in the beautifully-appointed atrium brasserie at Catterick, the palms providing a beautiful contrast to the course's background of slag heaps and quarries, mud, tractors, and

 

[Irish Stamp]

a downhill fence that's...

 

[Ardross]

a little bit tricky Fred Hutsby told AP

 

[Colin Phillips]

who's (is that right?) reply was.........."Is it and how many winners have you ridden then?"

 

[Diminuendo]

Fred replied ' Well, not that many actually, but I could have had more if David Nicholson had...............

 

[Shadow Leader]

put me up on the stable cat instead

 

[Irish Stamp]

as the stable cat is quite often what some would describe as a "serious cat"

 

[Colin Phillips]

....a cat that was obviously bred in Ireland, somewhere near Fethard and has a given name of "One Cool"

 

[Ardross]

And across the nation thousands sighed for the horse Mighty Moss could have been

 

[Shadow Leader]

in the starring role in this year's pantomime

 

[Ardross]

Thommo and Carson played the pantomime cow - the audience were in dispute about who was the arse

 

[DIVER]

Oh no they weren't

 

[PDJ]

I have to.

Oh yes there were.

 

[BrianH]

He's behind you...

 

[betsmate]

Said Ballinger Ridge

 

[Ardross]

Catching him on the Rye

 

[BrianH]

That would be Salinger Ridge...

 

[krizon]

:lol: :lol: (Good correction, and terrible pun, Brian!)

... a horse well-known in literary circles, having typed out several novels (with the help of a hoofstick on his pc) which include "Bleak Horse", "Donkey Oaty", "The Bridle of Frankenstein", and "The Mare of Casterbridge"...