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Willie Carson had it trapped between his thumb and forefinger, assisted admirably by the glue, and was attempting to drag her into the little boy's room whilst cackling like a bicycle.
 
she was in training for her next lesbian encounter. Quick as a flash, she retracted her organ because Dick Dastardly, with Muttley close behind, had sneaked in the back door, threatening...
 
Penelope Pitstop, who was hiding in Harchibald's rectal cavity.

All eyes turned towards the beast as the words "Hyyeelpp, hyyeelpp" starting emitting from his rear end.
 
Clare got down on her hands and knees and peered into Haribald's rear end with a lighter not believing for one minute it was Penelope Pitstop's shreeking she could hear as it was much more likely for Willie to ............
 
BTB, this is a bit of light hearted fun, if you don't want to join in, please ignore the thread please. The story will come to a natural conclusion..... eventually. B)
 
Originally posted by Kathy@Oct 26 2005, 11:50 AM
Clare got down on her hands and knees and peered into Haribald's rear end with a lighter not believing for one minute it was Penelope Pitstop's shreeking she could hear as it was much more likely for Willie to ............
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be saying "Bite me Balding, you old stoat" hilst easing another gallon of Brylcreem through
 
It's flu NOT flue.

(oh, sorry was that another very poor attempt at ridiculing someone on this forum) <_<

and PDJ has the audacity to ask why the newbies don't join in! B)
 
Yes, it's hysterical isn't it. I bet the rest of the gang will soon come along with a laughing face as well in a minute..... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Gosh, my ribs are hurting now..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
sorry, I still can't help myself.... I'm crying with laughter now....... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Are you blind? Can't you see by all the smiley faces I've had a great one - thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol: Haven't laughed so much in ages.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Yeah, and just look at where that little stunt got you eh? h:)

(PDJ sent me an apology if he hadn't already told you!)
 
... "Heeheeheehee," he cackled hideously, as Harchibald expelled PP with a gigantic fart, swished his tail and, muttered "These humans are disgusting, filthy things," and trotted slightly wonkily out of the pub, colliding en route with a red-faced and dishevelled Bar the Bull, who was fresh from...
 
the discussion became hopelessley mired as the interviewer was talking about poultry, while Bar was talking about 'The Rock' as in ROCK OF GIBRALTAR, and after comparing split-times over 20 miles, Bar was forced to concede that the avians did, indeed, appear to have an advantage over the great horse...
 
As paul stood pissing over the corpse of Jim Lewis, piss splish splashing everywhere, a cunning plan came to him...
 
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