The Talking Horses Best Seller!

[Colin Phillips]

..................which was given to her by

 

[jinnyj]

LordH, who felt he just didn't have anything to wear with it these days..............and

 

[Shadow Leader]

his wealthy neighbour; a well known footballer

 

[krizon]

known as 'Thickas', his last name being Schitte...

 

[Colin Phillips]

...............who has a brother, who is a jockey and his name is Nasti Littel.......

 

[jinnyj]

and he's just been signed up by Godolphin on the strength of his quite amazing season in Malta where he rode 13,546 winners. Godolphin felt that due to the impending retirement (alledgedly) of their current Nasti Littel - it seemed only appropriate that he was replaced in kind. However there may be a downside to this news since Sheikh Mo had very recently........

 

[Desert Orchid]

...divorced two of his wives on the grounds of...

 

[Colin Phillips]

...............Windsor Castle

 

[Irish Stamp]

following the purchase of...

 

[Shadow Leader]

37 new wives from Coolmore

 

[Triptych]

both Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace as a new training ground for.....

 

[Colin Phillips]

..............all of them champions of course!

 

[Colin Phillips]

..............oops cross-postings there, I'm afraid!

 

[Ardross]

The opening stages of the Arse Cup where Matt Chapman wearing a baseball cap ...

 

[Ardross]

Was impaled on a sharp stick by jinnyj

 

[Colin Phillips]

Which , of course he enjoyed hugely before handing back to Boycie in the Booth..

 

[Ardross]

At which point Greasy Dave Compton leered at Nothing between the ears Alex Hammond

 

[Colin Phillips]

but between her lips she had........... :blink:

 

[jinnyj]

the warm, throbbing...........

 

[Ardross]

left ear of Thommo

 

[Triptych]

that had been torn of his head by ........

 

[Ardross]

a gang comprising of 95% of viewers of the Morning LIne

 

[Colin Phillips]

A "gang of four" better known as.............

 

[krizon]

Senate Racing, barged loudly into the Press box at that moment, their red-faced, shouting ringleader, Big Brian Hooligan, fulminating and frothing slightly at the mouth as he bellowed, "If I hear another bloody split infinitive on this programme, I'll kill the lot o' ye!" as Mike Cattermole, in a state of festive undress, quickly...

 

[Ardross]

Posed with Brian for a tropical photoshoot