Things I Hate...

Yeah... talking of a taste for blood, girls...!! Let's see you both in gladiatorial strip on YouTube if you must go to it!

Ooh, wasabi. I love it. I keep a squeezy tube in the fridge of it and it's been a great replacement for Colman's with beefy things, sausages, finely smeared on smoked salmon etc. But boy, just get a wincy bit too much, and your nose is clear for a week!
 
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nothing worse than bitchy backstabbers sending private PMs instead of posting on a forum. :ninja:

im liking this forum too
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You should have heard the things that I have found out today, I don't think you could of posted them on a public forum :ninja:

Anyway end of!
 
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Oh Jesus - assuming any of them are true. You'd actually believe a load of shite told to you by people who don't know me guessing about things they don't know???!!!! Hilarious. I just hope that one of the 'things' you were told today was that I was really Jack The Ripper. Look out!!!!!! :ninja: :lol:
 
This is entertaining me no end - I'm flattered that so many people (who don't know me!) are taking the time to talk about me and tell people things they think they know about me...does that make me some kind of celebrity? The coven gossip sessions must be spectacular.

(Oh, and yes, some of the tales are true - I have Shergar buried in my garden and every now and then I dig up his bones and play with them, along with a few runes and other bits and bobs.....Maddy McCann is in my attic as well, I feed her on potato peelings and other kitchen scraps....)
 
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My favourite scene from The Stepford Wives is where the newest bride thinks one of them is Robowife and stabs her in the kitchen, to see if there's any reaction. The robot wife turns, wiring gone inside, with a fixed smile, and says, "And I thought we could be friends... and I thought we could be friends.... and I thought we could be friends... " Utterly brilliant and hilarious, although uncannily like some American women I knew, hair sprayed into submission, always fully made-up, smart, competent at everything... terrifyingly robotic!
 
Driving in this weather - completely lost control of the car today despite going no speed etc. Thankfully managed to stay on the road before regaining control but not an enjoyable experience.
 
Glad nothing too bad happened, Gal, apart from an eyeballs-out moment! Last winter, my car, doing 3mph round the roundabout at Lingfield, lost its back end and we waltzed completely round it. It's such a weird feeling when your car begins to skate - it only happened to me once before on a very little-used country lane (ungritted, natch), and I thought I was heading for a dunking in a stream. Fortunately, the car regained traction as we headed uphill and it was all right, but that's such an unpleasant feeling - you've no idea where the thing's taking you.

Was talking about realising it's unexpectedly very slippery underfoot with my colleague today, and we both remembered times of desperately grabbing at hedges or railings to stay upright, only to get more and more elasticated as our feet continued to wilfully slip away from us!

I think ice underfoot or undertyre is really frightening stuff.
 
Lotus Notes - slow, cumbersome, unreliable. Surely there must be a better alternative to this disaster of a yoke.

Even worse when working from work I've found as well.
 
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