What Annoys You In Life?

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by krizon@Jan 31 2006, 01:38 AM
It is a veritable treasure trove of sparkling intelligence, reasoned objectivity, and rational debate.

Naw it f*ckin' isnae.

 

[Griffin]

Originally posted by Stav@Jan 31 2006, 12:11 AM
The taste of earwax. Especially other peoples.

A news report especially for Stav here

 

[simmo]

I hate cunts. :angy:


For PDJ's benefit, I am indeed swearing here. I am using the word, not in the sense of the female anatomy, but more in the sense of the colloquialism.

ie.

Teacher: Johnny, did you write Teacher Smells Of Fish Poo on the blackboard?
Johnny: Naw. It wiz some ither cunt.

or

Polis: Young man, I am afraid I have to inform you that you are under arrest.
Young Man: Moan then ya radge cunt, ah'll take ye right now ya polis basturt.


So, to all of those people collectively known as cunts. I hate you.

 

[Colin Phillips]

Young female racing presenters who think they invented the game!!

 

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lawyers
teachers
bookies
women (except for the ones on this board,with one ..............)
men (especially scotch men)
footballers
tennis players (except for Maria)
jockeys
horses
trainers
owners
site owners (except for col who recognises class,otherwise i would be history)
lawyers
bookies
teachers
porn
cricketers
golfers (except David Duval)
table tennis
ice hockey
sugar
booze
lawyers
teachers
bookies
fish
frog spawn
drunkards
manchester united

 

[Euronymous]

Originally posted by rumoursabound@Jan 31 2006, 11:46 AM
porn

sugar
booze

fish


manchester united

You sir, are a very strange man. What we have ^^^ are five of the finest things in life.

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by Euronymous@Jan 31 2006, 11:53 AM
You sir, are a very strange man.

What, no mention of:

women (except for the ones on this board,with one ..............)
men (especially scotch men)

 

[rumoursabound]

Scot with a ch was just for you Brian.

 

[granger]

People who say after a race "I should have backed him"

 

[krizon]

DO: D'ye think I'm afeart o'ye, ye glaikit fou? Haud yer wheesht or ye'll dree yer weird wi' mae, dinna ken?

 

[Ardross]

The plastic around CD cases

 

[Bar the Bull]

BT

 

[Ardross]

Sky TV

 

[PDJ]

Derek.

 

[krizon]

Which one - there are quite a few to choose from, it seems, starting with Thompson...

 

[PDJ]

Derek Burgess (to clarify)
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Oh and Derek Burgess.

 

[Latefortheraces]

BMW drivers

 

[krizon]

Pee: I am strongly suspectink zis is ze zurrogate stress vich you are feelink at your school wiz zose leedle mernkeys.

Now stop what you're doing, put your head out of the window, and take a deep breath. And relax... and breathe... and relax... and breathe... and breathe... and breathe... :blink: oh, sorry! The phone just rang...

 

[Latefortheraces]

Originally posted by krizon@Jan 31 2006, 07:45 PM
oh, sorry! The phone just rang...

It's Derek for you

 

[krizon]

:lol: :lol: (I put one up for you, Pee, to save you having to, and annoying the Swirlster!)

 

[PDJ]

Well how can I resist :lol: :lol: and one more for luck :lol:

 

[Ardross]

:lol:

 

[krizon]

Oh, okay then - what the heck! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Irish Stamp]

The use of the word season in relation to TV shows, when it should be series as it follows on from the previous one.

Just because its American doesn't make it right.

 

[BrianH]

Er, wrong thread I think...