What Annoys You In Life?

Happy 3200th post Songsheet

The smell of my dogs farts and rotten peanuts (there's always one in every packet)
 
I don't think I've specifically mentioned smoking pot on this forum ;) Though I did say that smoking has turned my mind to mush.


But yes. Yes I am. It's improved my hearing as well because I can actually hear the wind blowing out of his arse. Thanks to this, I've noticed that he pricks his ears and grins when he does it.

He must find it more amusing than I do.
 
Aha! The old reverse interrogation trick worked again! I actually meant 'weed' as in 'tobacco', young pothead. Dogs love farting, snoring, and drooling. I guess it's why they're called man's best friend, since they have SO much in common...
 
It's also true that we'd lick our own balls if we could. But god gave us better hand grip so it all evens out in the end I suppose.
 
I thought that a number of flexible young men made a living out of performing such acrobatics, in 'specialist' magazines and films, Brave? :P
 
I think the voice in my head I alluded to was Jeremy Clarkson's, Derek, on the driving thread. If it isn't there, it's because Ardross has been whispering for me to delete it, and I have obeyed... I have obeyed... I have obeyed...
 
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