What Will They Come Up With? (BHA Consultants report)

Rebuild the Circus Maximus.

I've got a question here for the more ambitious. How quickly do you think you could turn a horse round i.e. time between races. Everything seems to happen at a very pedestrian pace at a racecourse. How quickly could a 'pit crew' get one ready?
 
Rebuild the Circus Maximus.

I've got a question here for the more ambitious. How quickly do you think you could turn a horse round i.e. time between races. Everything seems to happen at a very pedestrian pace at a racecourse. How quickly could a 'pit crew' get one ready?

You obviously haven't seen Asterix at the Olympic Games, Warbler.
 
Today, the RP site asks the question:

"Q: What new types of races could be created to enhance the raceday experience?"

I had a brainwave - relay races! :lol:

Jockey and Groom ala the horse shows I used to attend.

The horse goes 5f with the jockey then the jockey jumps off and hands the whip to the "groom" who then jumps 3 fences up the straight and crosses the finish line :)
 
It appears that Amy Starkey and Rishi Persad have together dreamed up some bollocks idea about staging tournaments of 2f or 3f races, comprising heats then a final to finish off. WTF?!?!
 
Novelty racing - yes, why not? Bareback riders, bare lady riders, bare-bottom riders, 2f bending races, Bobbing for Apples followed by a sprint, 2m hurdles and medieval joust combo, 4m Chase and Treasure Hunt (stopping off at every open ditch to find the hidden clues), blindfold cross-country with radio buddy (in the stands) transmitting the way, Change Horses 3m chase - riders of odd-numbered horses swap with even-numbered halfway round, Matched Pairs tandem hurdling... you know, if racing would just get a leeeedle bit more creative, there's so much more fun to be had with it!
 
Their whole response looks a bit like a formula to me.

Target young people, and target females.......urm..... where I have heard this before? the designer alcohol industry?

Young women attract young men etc It's almost as if the consultants done a scissors and paste exercise from a previous report and removed the pub chain and inserted the racecourse. The young and sexy set might work for some locations, but I'm struggling to think there's too many champagne corks popping in Hexham. I'm struggling to see how ditching Brian and courting Ben is going to bring droves of new recruits to watch a selling hurdle on a cold Tuesday in February.

I suppose venues like Chester have a distinctly feminine feel to them, as might Windsor?

If Chester was a course her name would be Bianca. She is ambitious and showy and likes to surround herself with beautiful images and been seen in all the right places. She's conscious of what people think of her, even if she pretends she isn't. She regards herself as sophisticated, and refined. For her the racing is but a backdrop, a necessary scenary change that she likes to pose against. Deep down however, she wants to marry a footballer and get a job as an actress in a teen soap.

Doris however, goes to Catterick. She is dependable and traditional and has many years of fluvial sculptured erosion on the north facing profile of her visage, as well as evidence of glacial abbrasion from the many icicles that have formed on the end of her nose in the winter months.

Penelope used to be Ascot, but thinks that its temporarily trendy to slum it at the revolutionary alternative on the Sussex Downs because this is as close as she dare get to regsitering her disapproval with the ruling class elite. She thinks she's mixing with more ordinary folk by 'doing Goodwood' this year, and that in turning her back on mummy and daddy's preference she's carving out a radical chique identity of her own

Mandy just goes to Aintree and gets pissed


You forgot to mention that Sharon & Tracy still can't get in at Great Leighs!:D
 
Wasn't sure about Sharon, but I know we have a Tracy amongst us, and I was trying to find names that wouldn't be seen as having a dig:D Apologies to anyone whose names I did use by accident
 
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