A few years back, when I was working in Gloucester, I walked under a tree in the courtyard and was showered with lots of white feathers - with blood on them. On looking up, some poor bird was being plucked, but I couldn't see the culprit.
Bastards - may they be squashed by falling space debris.
Are you sure it's not an African Zimmer that's been blown off course?Amazing news on our local tv today: an entirely new species of bird has been discovered nesting near to Eastbourne. It's apparently rather slow, short-sighted, grey, and hunched in appearance. The discoverer is going to call it Eastbournii Geriatrica.