Quantitative Cheesing

[Bar the Bull]

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSLDE6A405Z20101105

In a bizarre turn on Friday, Smith said the government would distribute cheese to people struggling to make ends meet. "Cheese (will be) made available to assist people who are living in poor circumstances and are under pressure," he said.

A lot of pun potential here:

We will manage the economy caerphilly and quantitative cheesing are the best two I can think of.

 

[G-G]

President Andrew Jackson(1829-1837) did this in the US, so not even a new idea!

 

[Bar the Bull]

Made cheese puns or made cheese available?

 

[Guest_]

Only.In.Ireland

 

[G-G]

Made cheese puns or made cheese available?

Definitely the latter, possibly the former.

 

[krizon]

Hey, yogurt to hand it to him for trying.

 

[Bar the Bull]

That pun is a bit too cultured for the cheese section.

 

[Songsheet]

Rennet past me again, Bar.. ?

 

[Bar the Bull]

Rennet past your eyes?

 

[Melendez]

I like cheese. I bought €120 worth of Sheridan's cheese vouchers off Livingsocial.com for €60 on Wednesday. Should I apply to the EU for a rebate?

 

[Bar the Bull]

I like cheese, too. It's very tasty.

 

[Grasshopper]

Poor BTB - edamned if he does, and edamned if he doesn't.

 

[On The Bridle]

Only.In.Ireland

This story just grates on me

 

[krizon]

Clever clogs, the lot of you! I've been casting around to fit Emmental or Limburger in somewhere, but made a croque of it. It's a rarebit of punning, all right.

 

[krizon]

The horses are getting in on this now... check out MASKA PONY running at Cheltenham on Friday. Seriously! I guess if he's that small, if he puts a Stilton each leg, he'll make up for his lack of height...

 

[Songsheet]

:lol:

 

[Grey]

The bishops are stinking, the people are blue, the public deficit is munster. The whole country could get flushed down the port-salut.

 

[krizon]

I think you've creamed us, Grey!