Canoe Man

[Shadow Leader]

So now the police have released a photo, allegedly of canoe man [post death!!!!] and asked for anyone to call in who can identify him.

I recognised him straight away - what do you lot think?

From the BBC website :

It's Grigory Rasputin, isn't it?!

 

[Diamond Geezer]

The whole case just goes to show you can't have your kayak and eat it.

 

[Harbinger]

I'm sorry, I don't understand - canoe repeat that?

 

[Venusian]

Stop it, boat of you.

 

[an capall]

Looks like he's an eskimo on a roll.

 

[cricketfan]

Originally posted by Venusian@Dec 10 2007, 09:14 PM
Stop it, boat of you.

Oar what ?

 

[Grey]

Is this the guy who skiffed the country?

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Not saying, it will only start a row

 

[uncle goober]

English sailor in North Sea; " Mayday mayday, we are sinking, mayday, we are sinking, over"

German Coastguard ; " Vat are you sinking about ? Over "

 

[Kathy]

Silly buoy. Get your lifejacket, and close the door on your way out!

 

[ovverbruv]

He wallked into a police station and said "thats the last holiday I go on with the McCanns"

 

[Flame]

Originally posted by ovverbruv@Dec 10 2007, 10:13 PM
He wallked into a police station and said "thats the last holiday I go on with the McCanns"

:laughing:

 

[trackside528]

Forum Gold.

Now....

 

[trackside528]

The following is an actual conversation between the British and Irish navies, heard off the coast of Kerry and later relayed through Ireland's highly confidential military radio service (LMFM)..

IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.

BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

IRISH: We are a lighthouse. Your call.

 

[Sara]

Hmmmm, that's an old one!
See http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthouse.asp