BrianH
At the Start
These stories from lady spectators remind me of tactics used on more than one occasion by one of the members of our club.
We played pretty serious league stuff on Saturdays and some fair class but not so serious friendlies on Sundays. This guy was vice-captain and would take over the captaincy half a dozen times or so for the Sunday games.
He was a bit of a poser with his sports cars and a succession of young ladies (we may have had more than one of those!) but he invented a new tactic that could be used in either attack or defence. When he thougt that the occasion called for it he'd get this week's girlfriend to change into a skimpy bikini and lay along the boundary, ostensibly reading a book, in the sightline of whoever he wanted to distract. It worked more than once.
We played pretty serious league stuff on Saturdays and some fair class but not so serious friendlies on Sundays. This guy was vice-captain and would take over the captaincy half a dozen times or so for the Sunday games.
He was a bit of a poser with his sports cars and a succession of young ladies (we may have had more than one of those!) but he invented a new tactic that could be used in either attack or defence. When he thougt that the occasion called for it he'd get this week's girlfriend to change into a skimpy bikini and lay along the boundary, ostensibly reading a book, in the sightline of whoever he wanted to distract. It worked more than once.