Woody Allen film has had a good write up. "Best for years" etc. needs to be. Match point also had good previews and was one of the worst films I've paid to see. Absolute garbage
But one strange moment. I saw it at curzon Mayfair. In the film the characters go to the cinema and guess where? Ever watched a film where what's on the screen is almost exactly where you are at that moment?
Dont look forward to retiring too much
Most end up sitting around in weatherspoons all day. Highlight of the day is going out to buy milk or Countdown. With nothing to do you will quickly look ten years older and brain will quickly deteriorate. You wont wash and you will be asked to leave the library because of the smell
And then within 18 months its in a box. Everyones forgotten who you were by then so no cnt will turn up to the cremation
Plot to all romcoms:
Boy meets girl
Boy hesitates to express true feelings
There is a hapless calamity
Boy eventually tells girl in bus station/airport/over Internet
They live happily ever after
They are all of them universally shite, DO, and you have to forfeit some man-points for this nonsense.