EC1
On a break
Springsteen
I'm not an unemployed steel-worker from Pittsburgh, so his lyrics don't really connect with me. Dad-rock for saddos who like 'real' music, wear Wrangler jackets and eat Yorkies. Get a haircut.
REM
Inspid, clever-clever, Californian, art-house wank - still the daddies of the genre.
Bono
Cock.
U2
Stadium-rock, get-over-yourselves, parody of the rock-band they wished they were 20 years ago. Mullen has retained his cool throughout though.
Mozart
Pudding-faced Austrian c*nt.
Clivex's Missus
Comes with a pump and instruction pamphlet.
funniest i've read for a bit
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