Gorey Bypass

[Bar the Bull]

Is it possible to have sex with a road?

I would like to make love to the new Gorey bypass.

 

[del boy]

Anything is possible....but not always advisable!!!

 

[Guest_]

And in public?

But I know how you feel....when they bypassed Kildare town and Monasterevin..

 

[Tout Seul]

Gorey bypassed me completely?

 

[Colin Phillips]

I believe the Pope has tried on a number of occassions...............at least he has made the early moves!

 

[Melendez]

:clap:

 

[an capall]

Its been done already Bar. Did you notice that white line in the centre of the road?

 

[Guest_]

 

[Homer J]

What's so good about it Bar?

 

[Grey]

Presumably it's the taste of blood, the smell of antiseptic and all those nurses looking on.

 

[Bar the Bull]

The way I don't have to drive through Gorey ever again.

 

[del boy]

Strawberrys and Kn*ckers bar!! You not miss them boss?!!