Inspector Montalbano

[Grasshopper]

It would appear that the Beeb have, possibly as a diversionary tactic, seen fit to remove all episodes of this fine Italian drama from iPlayer.

Mrs Grass is more than somewhat incandescent at this unfortunate turn of events; and is by no means attempting to hide her displeasure, and is currently stomping about the place all raspberry-moothed about life.

This, as you can imagine, is tending to imbalance my chakra to a degree. I'd therefore be grateful if someone.....anyone.....can identify where the crazy bint can view them online. Please do not suggest Netflix or anything of similar genus - I will only get lamped.

 

[simmo]

Get a boxset of Midsomer Murders and dub some Italian sounding stuff over them a la The Flashing Blade.

Or just give her a slap and tell her to shut the **** up.

 

[Grey]

I have not had the pleasure of meeting Mrs Grass but I can only assume from her choice of partner that she is an impressionable, and probably quite desperate, lady. I therefore question whether online viewings of Il Commisore Montalbano are a suitable pastime for her.