I am starting to spend most of my time on cycling forums recently, as the ratio of nutjobs to normal people is slightly lower than on here.
However, I would like a piece of this action. I can contribute a cycling bet, but most likely just advise you on whether to listen to Gearoid or not. The answer to that will depend on his score on the tilt index, which is a function of:
- The time of day.
- The amount of money he has won in the last 30 minutes (he experiences Goldfish syndrome).
- Whether he has found anywhere to put his pipe in the past week.
- The concentration of alcohol in his bloodstream
If you get Gearoid to submit the information above with his tip, and if you use my Tilt Index formula wisely, you will know whether to follow him in, or sit on your hands.