No ice-cream please

[Andy]

If it's alchohol they're looking for, it's funny how they never search blokes' pockets, just our bags.

There is a good reason for you ladies like to take your time, unhurried'

But bloakes rush it, rush in, drink it before they get there, my last trip to Zebrugga I downed a large bottle going out and another comming back later the same day good job I wasn't driving. and kept the the food down.

 

[Desert Orchid]

At risk of sounding crass, that reminds me of an incident in Gibraltar airport a few years ago. Now, we all know that Gibraltarians were at the back of the queue when brains were handed out, but that still doesn't quite explain how one of the mongs at airport security got completely baffled when finding tampax in my wash bag, waving it about and inspecting it, not knowing what it was....

I expect that after that you're very relieved that I'm female, Toobe!

I presume he thought it was a spliff?

 

[Toobe]

At risk of sounding crass, that reminds me of an incident in Gibraltar airport a few years ago. Now, we all know that Gibraltarians were at the back of the queue when brains were handed out, but that still doesn't quite explain how one of the mongs at airport security got completely baffled when finding tampax in my wash bag, waving it about and inspecting it, not knowing what it was....

I expect that after that you're very relieved that I'm female, Toobe!

To right. Though it has recalled the story about an actor and some gerbils. I think it was Richard Gere.

 

[krizon]

Only one gerbil, I think. Forever after known as Richard Gerebil...