Occupations

[Desperate Dan]

I wanted to be a doctor...but didn`t have the patients

 

[Kathy]

Originally posted by Happy Jack@Oct 11 2005, 08:14 PM
I now give out dodgy information to people who are foolish enough to give me money.

Happy Jack, are you a solicitor?

 

[Phil Waters]

Originally posted by BrianH+Oct 11 2005, 07:56 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BrianH @ Oct 11 2005, 07:56 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Phil Waters@Oct 11 2005, 07:52 PM
I am the San Marino U21 team goalkeeper.

Then I bet you have a sore back [/b][/quote]
Very good - took me a little while to get that one, but made me laugh.

:lol:

 

[an capall]

I wanted to be a gardener, but couldn't see a fuschia in it.

 

[Kathy]

:lol:

 

[BrianH]

I wanted to be an astronaut but I didn't have the space

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by Kathy@Oct 11 2005, 09:39 PM
Happy Jack, are you a solicitor?

Some would say he is far more use than that

 

[Homer J]

Originally posted by Desperate Dan@Oct 11 2005, 06:31 PM
Inspector of Taxes

Filth.

PERSONA NON GRATA. PISS OFF.

 

[krizon]

DIVER: what the heck would Lord Hartigan know about living on a modest income? :lol:

 

[Bar the Bull]

I wanted to be a baker, as I kneaded the dough.

 

[Happy Jack]

Originally posted by Kathy@Oct 11 2005, 09:39 PM
Happy Jack, are you a solicitor?

How dare you :angy:

 

[BrianH]

I wanted to be a plumber so that I could feel flush

 

[Bar the Bull]

I used to be a candlestick maker, but packed it in as my colleagues were getting on my wick.

 

[Desert Orchid]

I used to eat watches just to pass the time.

 

[Kathy]

Originally posted by Happy Jack+Oct 12 2005, 09:18 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Happy Jack @ Oct 12 2005, 09:18 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Kathy@Oct 11 2005, 09:39 PM
Happy Jack, are you a solicitor?

How dare you :angy:[/b][/quote]
I take it that's a no then? B)

 

[simmo]

Originally posted by Happy Jack@Oct 11 2005, 08:14 PM
I now give out dodgy information to people who are foolish enough to give me money.

We have an infiltrator. He's Thommo in disguise!

 

[an capall]

I wanted to be a fortune teller, but I couldn't see a future in it.

 

[BrianH]

I can vouchsafe that Happy Jack is no Tommo - the arseful dodger would never appreciate the humour of the great Peter Cook

 

[Desert Orchid]

I wanted to be a ferryman but they told me to go and work my passage.

 

[an capall]

I wanted to be a Rent Boy but they told me to go and work my....well never mind.

 

[Desert Orchid]

I wanted to be a fishmonger for no particular reason - just for the halibut.

 

[BrianH]

I wanted to be a milkman - but I never had the bottle

 

[Desert Orchid]

I wanted to be a teacher but I never had the class.

 

[Melendez]

I wanted to be a comedian, but I couldn't think of anything funny to say.

 

[Happy Jack]

Ho Ho Ho