Occupations

[archie]

There's going to be an awfully empty coat cupboard.

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by archie@Oct 13 2005, 08:38 AM
There's going to be an awfully empty coat cupboard.

Reminds me - I used to be a cloakroom attendant, it was just the ticket

 

[Kathy]

I wanted to be a baker, but they wouldn't give me enough dough.

 

[Desert Orchid]

I wanted to be a pastry-chef, an ornithologist, a mathematician, an Indian numismatist and an ecclesiastical historian all at one time, that way I could have a finger in every pie.

 

[Euronymous]

I work with the public, and yet i`m a bit of a misanthrope.

 

[DIVER]

I want to be an ornithological meteorologist so that I can take one look at a bird and tell whether.

 

[Merlin the Magician]

I worked on a door................ it was awfully hard balancing though......

 

[simmo]

Stop it now please.

 

[Merlin the Magician]

I got to be chairman once..... but I really only just wanted to go sofa..

 

[BrianH]

I used to be an arms dealer - till I got the bullet

 

[Kathy]

I wanted to be a lumberjack, but I was frightened of getting the chop.

 

[Kathy]

I went for a job as a window cleaner, but the boss was a pane.

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by DIVER@Oct 13 2005, 12:32 PM
I want to be an ornithological meteorologist so that I can take one look at a bird and tell whether.

:lol:

 

[Kathy]

I went to work for Hoover, but I left when they treated me like dirt. :angry:

 

[Merlin the Magician]

I actually!! worked as a Butcher but that was a huge mis-steak.............




you'll see some of these in your xmas crackers?? you just wait and see......

I should copyright mine in case of a bit of Plagiarism .....

 

[Kathy]

Nah, I think you will be safe Merlin. B)

Oops, I can feel another job description coming on... but honestly Simmo, I will really try and fight it..... :blink:

 

[Ardross]

No chance of this being merged with the jokes thread

 

[Merlin the Magician]

I went to work for ROVER but could not stay there............

 

[Merlin the Magician]

I also went to work for DYNO ROD but kept getting flushes...........

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Worked as Plumber but was getting tapped up all the time..................

 

[Desert Orchid]

Originally posted by Ardross@Oct 13 2005, 05:17 PM
No chance of this being merged with the jokes thread

Removed

 

[Melendez]

That one was actually funny

 

[dvds2000]

not to everyone
i removed it BTW before anything is said

 

[Merlin the Magician]

we wont beat the rooster record now???????? :lol:


I was employed by Dyson but they had me for a sucker!! so I left.............

 

[Happy Jack]

I'm so glad I posted on this thread...