Only in modern day Scotland...

[Desert Orchid]

'No cat ban in Scotland' First Minister John Swinney confirms

The first minister rules out the idea after experts suggest ways to reduce the impact domestic cats have on wildlife.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Ian_Davies]

Tbf, there's no way cats would stand for any form of ban, anyway.

The contempt cats have for human affection-craving dogs is only exceeded by the contempt cats rightly have for the cat-"owning" human race itself, who they regard as their perennial "go-fors."

 

[Outsider]

There is no way "my cat" would stay indoors.
I do as he tells me the little sh*t.
Feed me,now stroke me but don't pick me up.

 

[yorick]

Haha.

My trouble is I'm a cat lover and bird lover at the same time. I solved it by buying two indoor cats. Well, I say 'indoor' cats but I think they might also be called Colditz cats since they always seem to be hatching escape plans. Mind you, when they do get out, they have not a clue what to do. As for hunting. Are you having a laugh?

 

[barjon]

My cat thinks she’s a dog and my dog thinks he’s a cat - I think

 

[Grey]

And you think you’re Marilyn Monroe I suppose

 

[Ian_Davies]

I'm not a pet person.

This is in addition to not being a people person (as if anyone needed reminding of that).

Where others see companionship, I seek expense, obligation and damaged furniture.