Oscar Pistorius

[Diamond Geezer]

This is all a bit weird, a woman found shot dead at his home turns out to be his girlfriend and Pistorius says he mistook her for a burglar.

 

[Sheikh]

First guess.I'd say he mistook her for the girl that was leaving him and shot her accidentally on purpose .

 

[SlimChance]

A lawyer who specialises in these cases says he hasn't a leg to stand on.

 

[granger]

A lawyer who specialises in these cases says he hasn't a leg to stand on.

Boom

 

[SlimChance]

Boom

In fairness he was legless at the time...


I'm here all week.


.

 

[granger]

Heather Mills will get involved in these yet

 

[SlimChance]

The real irony is that he was armed at the time.

 

[Grasshopper]

I'll go out on a limb and say he's guilty.

 

[Grasshopper]

"Your right leg, I like.......it's a lovely leg for the role............I've nothing against your right leg..........the problem is - neither do you".

 

[Bar the Bull]

When I read the headline Blade Runner turns Blade Gunner, I thought he had moved to Arsenal.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Charged with murder

 

[SlimChance]

Charged with murder

When a man can't gun down his partner in cold blood and walk the street a free man... ohh

 

[Grasshopper]

Not everyone gets pinched for it, Slim.....

 

[Irish Stamp]

When a man can't gun down his partner in cold blood and walk the street a free man... ohh

Shocking stuff - hopefully it was genuine mistaken identity, either way it's not good for him though.

 

[jft2005]

Roses are Red, Violets are Glorious, don't try to surprise, Oscar Pistorius!!

 

[SlimChance]

either way it's not good for him though.

She's dead isn't she...

 

[harry]

She's dead isn't she...

 

[an capall]

Apparently he thought she was a replicant.

 

[granger]

I will be very surprised if it doesn't come out that he was a heavy steroid user

 

[Grey]

Apparently he thought she was a replicant.

So he was trying to retire her?

 

[davidjohnson]

Can I just say this thread restores my faith in humanity having seen a load of holier-than-though, mock-outrage twitter messages today.

 

[SlimChance]

Can I just say this thread restores my faith in humanity having seen a load of holier-than-though, mock-outrage twitter messages today.

A colleague did comment today that he hadn't realised I was so anti-women.

 

[an capall]

A colleague did comment today that he hadn't realised I was so anti-women.

Hadn't he met you?

 

[Grey]

To the tune of that bit of God Save The Queen that starts "Happy and Glorious"...

"Oscar Pictorius, ever victorious
Blew his sweetheart's brains right out,
Blew her brains right out"

 

[SlimChance]

Hadn't he met you?

I act politically correct for the first four months of a new job. Sky News showed a picture of the deceased and a few commented she was looker, I chipped in "while the body is still warm".