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I dont really care about my personal life , im much happier this way
Most of those comments are tongue n cheek to troll the degens
But overall my post is not intended to troll
Im most likely playing this tournament regardless of investors and it doesn't seem like in getting one here so im past making effort

She was a "money grabbing tramp" ?

That's not nice. Did she rip you off with some investment?

Sorry couldn't resist
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Im not offended lol

It was like this .... Shortly after my ex left i was doing a job for a customer and this fit vegan girl comes in the house , my customer sets up a date and shortly after im banging her
I didn't realise at the time that she was after me because i had a business .. i just thought i was great
Either way it wouldn't have mattered because i was going to be banging it for as long as possible anyway
Then after a few years of her treating me like king i had a brief period during the recession that work went crap and she left.
No loss for me really because she really was the best looking thing i ever seen with a fit body and i got a timeshare on it
now i just need to win the ukipt and show her who's boss while rubbing the money on my titties
 
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I love the irony of a 'live poker player' referring to us as "degens".

I've played in several casino tourneys, and it's hard to believe there's a lower life-form, than the creatures who inhabit casinos on a regular basis. Almost exclusively a shower of desperate, unwashed tinkers.

Clivex, your business is finance, and you always make friends easily. Maybe you can help Markus out?? :D
 
I do very nicely with those who have a bit of enterprise and savvy. Booming at the moment I must say

Lefty guardian readers who wouldn't know a balance sheet from a cabbage and don't have a pot to **** in can go fck off

They are no use to me

Or anyone else come to think of it
 
I've played in several casino tourneys, and it's hard to believe there's a lower life-form, than the creatures who inhabit casinos on a regular basis. Almost exclusively a shower of desperate, unwashed tinkers.
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I disagree about the gamblers in live poker being the lowest form of life but the rest is true
The majority are uneducated degenerates that only play poker because they get more value for their money than the roulette wheel.
Which is why i go and make money.
But in general i believe that the poker community are the most decent and honest group ive come across
 
I wish Marko the very best of luck with his poker career but I stand by anything I said about his naivety of making betting pay. It can be done.
 
I was starting to like Clivex , he's the only one apart from me here that has made any sense on this post

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oops my mistake it was Maruco not clivex that made sense
 
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This thread is about the cringiest thing I've read in a long time. 'Banging sluts in my transit van' - come off it, do you have no dignity?
 
I wish Marko the very best of luck with his poker career but I stand by anything I said about his naivety of making betting pay. It can be done.
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Thats coming from the only gambler ive heard of that believes a punter can have an edge in the National

This thread is about the cringiest thing I've read in a long time. 'Banging sluts in my transit van' - come off it, do you have no dignity?
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Its either that or spend money on them which simply aint gonna happen .. not a penny!
 
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Thats coming from the only gambler ive heard of that believes a punter can have an edge in the National



Its either that or spend money on them which simply aint gonna happen .. not a penny!
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I had more value bets going running onto the National then the whole of this year. It was value heaven.
 
Listen i dont want a girlfriend because i know where it will lead to
Im in the middle of a very important part of my poker career that needs study, practice, concentration etc and the last thing i need is some women latching onto me whining about my lifestyle and trying to change it
My van is all im offering !
If i make more money and tour uk i will upgrade to a campervan and give them a bit more comfort but for now its the van
or if i was minted i'd consider keep her in there fulltime to keep it clean and make my dinner in between tournament breaks
 
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I had more value bets going running onto the National then the whole of this year. It was value heaven.
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Ok Slimchance please explain in detail your betting system and how it mathematically has a long term profitable expectation and i'l rip it apart in five minutes and show you a rough estimation of how much you will lose in the future

Also before we even look into i know that your a losing gambler , you forget i play poker which i rely on tells
I dont even have to look past your username , you wrote that for a reason
you know theres a slim chance of winning in sports betting and you came here with no confidence at all looking for more hope of tips to get your sorry ass losing less because you have no control yet over your addiction.
Your a typical horse gambler that cant see past short term results.
you call a poker player that has 3 years in profit naive.
Ive met people like you that actually think they are good at roullete
 
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Ok Slimchance please explain in detail your betting system and how it mathematically has a long term profitable expectation and i'l rip it apart in five minutes and show you a rough estimation of how much you will lose in the future

Also before we even look into i know that your a losing gambler , you forget i play poker which i rely on tells
I dont even have to look past your username , you wrote that for a reason
you know theres a slim chance of winning in sports betting and you came here with no confidence at all looking for more hope of tips to get your sorry ass losing less because you have no control yet over your addiction.
Your a typical horse gambler that cant see past short term results.
you call a poker player that has 3 years in profit naive.
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Slim Chance

http://www.irishracing.com/news?prid=54924

Would you like screen shots of the Bet365 account I had at the time? They used to price Irish maidens at 8am. I was first on at 33/1. We absolutely SMASHED it. So don't even try to talk to me about bring a losing punter.
 
Slim chance has won once in 19 races , thats not proving that this kind of bet makes a long term profit
and you cant prove your a winning gambler and will make a long term profit from a screenshot of when you rungood in the past
I want to see a winning system with a mathematical long term winning theory
 
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Slim chance has won once in 19 races , thats not proving that this kind of bet makes a long term profit
and you cant prove your a winning gambler and will make a long term profit from a screenshot of when you rungood in the past
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I backed the horse once and once only. I'm not sentimental. She was a 2/1 shot that day. Her legs were never right after that race. Now I'm really tiring of arguing with someone who's completely out of his depth so I'm going to kick on.
 
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I backed the horse once and once only. I'm not sentimental. She was a 2/1 shot that day. Her legs were never right after that race. Now I'm really tiring of arguing with someone who's completely out of his depth so I'm going to kick on.
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You havn't even produced anything thats worth debating or arguing about
you picked a winner , they barred your account while running good on the off chance you may have inside info which sums up the sports betting industry.
the odds are against the majority winning and the minority that do start showing consistency get the account deleted so wheres the hope ?
Also if one horses legs were not right after winning a race .. how many other horses are affected by this ?
how can you predict if any horse is fit on the day ?
theres a thousand things that affects the possible outcome so theres litterally no chance of making it pay long term
In poker we learn how to run +ev which guarantess long term success unlike them donkies you call horses
 
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il explain how i win at poker and run +ev

Im playing a tournament and good player open raises in early position
I have a great hand AK and presume he has a very good hand most likely a pair so i fold because i think he has a pair which has a minimum 3% more chance of winning than AK and he will bet the flop with a continuation bet as he's a good player.
I will miss the flop more often than not and have to fold.
Next hand im in the exact same situation against a weaker player who doesn't understand the advantage of position and good hand selection and is passive so i call
His range is wide , he may over value weaker hands like KJ so im quite often im going to be ahead with AK
I miss the flop he checks and i suspect he's not confident with his 22 which is way ahead and i take the pot down with a large bet
I played two hands and made profit or i could have played two hands differently and made a loss

What control you got of horses ?
 
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il explain how i win at poker and run +ev

Im playing a tournament and good player open raises in early position
I have a great hand AK and presume he has a very good hand most likely a pair so i fold because i think his pocket 22 has 3% more chance of winning than AK and he will be the flop with a c-bet because he's a good player.
next hand im in the exact same situation against a weaker player who doesn't understand position and good hand selection and is passive so i call
I miss the flop he checks and i suspect he's not confident with his 22 which is way ahead and i take the pot down with a large bet

What control you got of horses ? you just hope they are fit
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Ok that's constructive. In the case of Slim Chance I knew a horse he had had beaten on a gallop by 5 lengths and because he was trained by a low profile trainer he would automatically be put in at the wrong price. We also knew the relative ability of all the other horses on the race so even allowing for every possible variable on the day we knew any price over 5/1 was monster value. It was so dark that he was still trading 20/1 at the off on Betfair.

Mainly I'll just bet bad e/w where I'm getting completely overlaid on the place part of the bet which is easily calculated by referencing Betdair. Doing multiples means you compound the value.

I also back good volume arbs. Some shops leave up coupons on Football matches with out of date prices. I'll happily take 5/4 about something that is 2.06 to lay on Betfair for 5 figure sums.

Arbs in multiples is the way forward. If you can get away a high volume of Lucky 15 bets with the concessions, either of or both, treble the odds one winner and guaranteed prices and stick in 4 horses tight or under on Betfair you will invariably beat the Betfair SP (the closest guide to the true 100% chance of a horse winning a race) and therefore are guaranteed to make money in the long term and a good bit odds on to land a touch.

Don't expect to keep accounts open long with any of these methods though. There are of course 2000+ shops in the UK to drive to in your van when your not playing for medals at the local casino.
 
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Every proper bet I have is +EV you clown.
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Theres no such thing as a +ev bet unless its be proven either mathematically or tested showing a large sample through time.
you cant do that with a single bet you place because theres too many things that can affect the outcome and you dont understand variance
you just think your good when you run good and get depressed when you lose
theres no scope to your argument .. you fail!
 
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Markus100 said:
il explain how i win at poker and run +ev

Im playing a tournament and good player open raises in early position
I have a great hand AK and presume he has a very good hand most likely a pair so i fold because i think his pocket 22 has 3% more chance of winning than AK and he will bet the flop with a continuation bet because he's a good player.
next hand im in the exact same situation against a weaker player who doesn't understand position and good hand selection and is passive so i call
I miss the flop he checks and i suspect he's not confident with his 22 which is way ahead and i take the pot down with a large bet

What control you got of horses ?
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Question: would you ask, or indeed have you asked, anyone on the many Poker forums on the Internet, to stake you your buy-in/exes for this tournament?

If you have, can you share the manner in which they responded (presumably a resounding GTF, given you're pimping yourself here). And if you haven't, why not?
 
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Theres no such thing as a +ev bet unless its be proven either mathematically or tested showing a large period of time.
you cant do that with a single bet you place because theres too many things that can affect the outcome and you dont understand variance
you just think your good when you run good and get depressed when you lose
theres no scope to your argument .. you fail!
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If you're beating the Betfair SP you are +EV. That is an indisputable fact.
 
Question: would you ask, or indeed have you asked, anyone on the many Poker forums on the Internet, to stake you your buy-in/exes for this tournament?

If you have, can you share the manner in which they responded (presumably a resounding GTF, given you're pimping yourself here). And if you haven't, why not?
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To get a stake on a poker forum it usually involves being a member for about 12 months and posted about one million times
Then the mods go through every post like the internet police and make a decision
then they will want exact accounts which is difficult for a live player
If i did go through all that i could easily get staked even if i added markup
Theres no shortage of poker players willing to invest where its +ev but i cant be arsed with forums
 
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