Grasshopper
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......but Golden Cygnet was spellbinding.
Both as a hurdler and as a foul-mouthed member of TRF.
......but Golden Cygnet was spellbinding.
I look forward to Trackside recounting Harchibald's four Champion Hurdle victories.
ESCARTEFIGUE... great big fellow with plenty of white about him, unkindly ESCARTHORSE to some.
Thought I'd put this up here. I was curious about horses that have won the same race more than once. Some old friends on the lists.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repeat_winners_of_horse_races
I see plater Big Bucks has won a few on there a few times
To see the horse races I ventured one day,
I set out from Kingsbridge on the public railway
To the Curragh so bare in the County Kildare
With anticipation and money to spare
But I wagered it wildly, my wallet 'twas bare
I could not e'en afford the return railway fare
My heart it was broke, not e'en a good joke
Would light up the depths of my gloom and despair
Now on the same day in the other country
At the great racecourse renowned as Aintree
The English Grand National was due to take place
And 'twas many the long day since Ireland won the race
Running for England was a formidable foe
Red Rum had won two years in a row
And running for Ireland was an equine hero
I'm speaking for certain of the bold L'Escargot
Now the Curragh patrons this race wanted to see
So they reacted most positively
"Ladies and gents, we're pleased to tell ye
We're now the proud owners of a colour tv"
Off the field sped down to the first jump
Some of them fell with a sickening thump
Red Rum was handy in tenth place or so
But leading them all was the bold L'Escargot
"Begod" says Tom Carberry "we can win this with ease"
But up spoke L'Escargot "Not so fast please
There's more than four miles, and a very long straight
And to tell you the truth you're a bleddy ton weight"
Now Tom Carberry got angry "Less of your lip.
You are forgetting I carry a whip
That Red Rum's a champion, if we want the prize
You'll have to run till the sweat fills your eyes"
On down to Becher's, the crowd says "Here Goes"
Up L'Escargot flew, up L'Escargot rose
Ah damn it to hell, he's down on his nose,
How he's kept going there's nobody knows
"Begod" says Tom Carberry, "you gave me a fright".
"Ah less of your moaning, all day and all night.
Those fences aren't cardboard and they're of a great height,
if we're to get round just sit back and stay quiet".
On past the grandstands, there's a circuit to run
The crowd are excited, enjoying the fun
L'Escargot is leading, he's had a good run
But onto his shoulder moves the hardy Red Rum
(in a Lancashire accent)
"Well hello there Paddy, or is it Seamus or Mick?
I'll be expecting your head's a bit thick
Been out on the Guinness, been out on the town?
This race is just starting, I'll soon make you frown"
Without further waiting, Red Rum moves clear
The others are struggling, they're stuck in one gear
"Never mind" says Tom Carberry "you should remain of good cheer.
You've had a good run and you'll do better next year"
"Eh, please, Mr Carberry, I think we should talk
At coming back here, I will surely baulk
I'll make one final effort, throw one final fling
But tell them retire me when we're back in the ring"
"Fair enough" says Tom Carberry "that seems a fair deal,
But we'll have to get moving if we're victory to steal"
L'Escargot starts flying, he's moving so fast,
That he's upsides Red Rum as they come to the last
Over the last fence L'Escargot does soar
As he glides to the post, the crowd starts to roar,
For L'Escargot, Tom Carberry and trainer Dan Moore
Only one horse won Cup and National before