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Thanks HT, I have carried out your suggestion, and I am pleased to say [ thank god] the results were negative. As I haven't seen NL today, I am feeling quite a bit better. Until the next time.............. :blink:
 
Sounds like a case of Galloping Ague to me, Troodles. Last a short while - about five years - or until your ears have doubled in size.
 
Originally posted by trudij@Oct 7 2006, 11:23 PM
Doctor Tom - I keep getting flutterings in my chest, and my legs ache when i lay down.......


what could be the cause??
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It sounds like a diseased liver to me trudi. I'm afraid you may only have weeks to live. Hope this helps.
 
Dear Doctor Tom,

I had these knockings from the direction of Edinburgh which caused a severe pain in my wallet area.

What do you prescribe?

Yours in anticipation,

BrianH
 
Brian H, you should try a course of betting patches. These make you feel as though you'll never bet another winner again and will soon wean you off this terrible disabilitating disease. Alternatively bar yourself from betting exchanges as this will ensure you are unable to lose more than the price of a toblerone per day.
 
:lol: at mine..... Thankyou Doctor - I shall now take out every finance offer i can find and go on a huge spending spree, safe in teh knowledge that I shall never have to pay it back.....
 
Dear Dr. Tom,

I am feeling faint and disoriented. I notice that there is a smattering of enamel based paint on both my hands. Is this the cause?

AC
 
Dear Tom of honesty. I spent a week chasing Greek schoolgirls and have nothing but a bloodied stump in my crouch area. What is this the symptons of?

Yours

Redge Stumpy
 
My left-hand pinky finger is numb and has been for the past 4 weeks. Also, my elbow is painful at times.

Diagnosis please.
 
I feel the overwhelming urge to go out and stab anyone with a Gibraltarian accent having had enough of their laziness, rudeness and contrariness....care to diagnose that one?!
 
But boy, just wait 'til she starts it! Head fer them thar hills, boys, and keep a hand on your crotch.... :teeth:
 
Originally posted by Gearoid@Oct 8 2006, 05:47 PM
Dear Tom of honesty. I spent a week chasing Greek schoolgirls and have nothing but a bloodied stump in my crouch area. What is this the symptons of?

Yours

Redge Stumpy
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Bloody hell Gearoid...or is it Nick?! Or Martin? Or Ryan? C'mon - which one of my colleagues are you really? I only ask as I fear that soon enough we'll have to re-employ a large section of our workforce as they are going to die of nob-rot or syphilis, knowing the seedy dives they all happily boast about visiting on a regular basis..... :ph34r:
 
What and where is the 'crouch' area? I used to think it was behind the sofa, hiding from the beefy boyfriend/husband who'd just come home, but perhaps Gearoid has somewhere else to boast about?
 
I think that he may have been referring to the Greek fathers, brothers, uncles and cousins with their rather sharp demotivational tools, about whom I warned him.
 
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