This Week's Caption Picture

[Diamond Geezer]

 

[an capall]

"I hope his jacks are made of granite."

 

[Grey]

In my country this is what we do with the likes of Denis O'Regan.

 

[Colin Phillips]

Missed!!!

 

[Maruco]

Uncle Goober photographs secret trials of potential new safety measures at Cheltenham which if succesful would see the downhill fence replaced, field sizes restricted to one, and juvenile races only open to geldings.

 

[Dave G]

This is your last chance to tell us where you have hidden the drugs......

 

[simmo]

"Next time you win on one we've laid on the exchanges you won't be so lucky...."


Repeat after me "I must ride to the trainers instructions."

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Hoof Farted.................

 

[uncle goober]

Today ve demonstrate ze art of jumping ze cross pole.

Vat?

Oh.

 

[montyracing2]

Customer relations at Great Leighs invite the press to see just what a spectacular show they will be putting on!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

Russian Puissance.........a change from Wembley's

 

[Rayeburn]

B*l*o*ks!

 

[Sara]

I thought you said he'd lost his knackers?

 

[Sara]

I thought the Geneva Convention forbids 'cruel and unusual punishment'?

 

[Grey]

"So, Mr Murphy, do you still wish to insist your horse never jumped a twig?"

 

[Warbler]

I think its what the British call point to pointing

 

[Merlin the Magician]

4 faults.....................I'm afraid......

 

[montyracing2]

Having sex with a stallion has its downside!

 

[Merlin the Magician]

" Heinz I tink de punishment fits de crime he want be farting again in de messa room"