Weirdest Thing About You?

Be careful about eating the product as too much of it will rot the teeth and they'll all fall out.

But, of course, in your case that's irrelevant...
 
The weirdest thing about me is that I exist. I haven't a fucking clue why.
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How do we know that Honest Tom does exist? We haven't spoken to him. We've never bought him an Irn Bru at Ayr. He's never bought any of us a cuppa at Hamilton. He hasn't put up a photograph of himself wearing a Spiderman outfit, or even told us his 'real' name. He claims he is a veggie, that he has a family, and so on. But I think most of us who've met, or spoken, or e-mailed each other will agree that a long-standing forumite who's remained so secretive over the years, in the vein of Desperate Dan and a few others, is most likely an intergalactic alien, existing as an electrical energy field only, trying to assimilate into human life. Don't be fooled, good people. The next time your pc crashes when you're on the forum, it'll be Honest Tom and his ilk feeding off the current. You have been warned.
 
Originally posted by krizon@Nov 24 2005, 11:51 PM
But I think most of us who've met, or spoken, or e-mailed each other will agree that a long-standing forumite who's remained so secretive over the years, in the vein of Desperate Dan and a few others,
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I don't envy you when it is tax return time :lol: :lol:
 
I had an uncle who was in the merchant navy. He was once docked in Canada and a couple of his aunts and uncles, who were on holiday there at the same time, went down to the ship and asked for him. He came up to meet them, took them down to the tv room and turned on the telly. The aunts and uncles would ask him questions to which they'd get the briefest of replies. Finally one of the aunts asked him when he'd be back over in Scotland to which he replied "Whit ur you? A detective or something?". :lol:

It must be genetic.
 
Originally posted by Shadow Leader+Nov 24 2005, 01:16 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Shadow Leader @ Nov 24 2005, 01:16 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dave G@Nov 23 2005, 09:28 PM
All internal organs are on the opposite side to normal. Also have the rarest blood group, and left handed to boot.
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Do you have 666 printed on your forehead Dave? [/b][/quote]
Not on the forehead Dom, no... :ph34r:

Grey, it's murder trying to put my shoes on backwards though.

Jon, I can confirm Desperate Dan does exist for real. I've had to opst him cheques twice for losing bets. Just hope he declared the winnings.... B)
 
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