Ian_Davies
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If you were sporting a particularly-ridiculous pair of 70s flares at the time your prospects of getting away with it might be enhanced.
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Words Of Wisdom
- Thread starter walsworth
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walsworth
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If it’s got tits or tyres, it’ll cost you money.
Danny
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Not half as much as an out of date trainers in form system though.
walsworth
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Don’t follow the path. Blaze the trail.
walsworth
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You can trust a man who tucks his shirt in his underpants.
The Fortune Teller
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I did that the other night when I realised I hadn't ironed my shirt properly.
Ian_Davies
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If Walsworth asks if anyone can lend him a shirt, be aware he's liable to tuck it into his underpants.
walsworth
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Beware Autumn dog shit, it's still there but hidden under leaves.
walsworth
Journeyman
My Mum told me that 'they say' are big liars.
It's common knowledge down the Feathers
walsworth
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It’s a fact the humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
Ian_Davies
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It's a fact - I eat a banana virtually every day, they're very good for you!
walsworth
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A leopard can drag prey twice it’s weight up a tree.
A cougar can drag prey half it’s age into bed.
A cougar can drag prey half it’s age into bed.
