Words Of Wisdom

[walsworth]

When I mentioned that I was going to rely on the best judges on the forum, Ian Davies was not one of those in mind.

 

[walsworth]

When I mentioned that I was going to rely on the best forum judges, Ian Davies was not one of those in mind.

 

[walsworth]

Sorry about the double post it’s caused by a mental illness known as ‘Foghorn Leghorn Syndrome’.

 

[walsworth]

Was a long day at hospital yesterday 10am blood test, 11:30am bone marrow biopsy then waited 2 hours for pharmacy plus nearly 3 hours for transport, got home about 7:30 pm.

Apparently the drug company sponsoring the research will cover transport costs up to £200. As long as I can show a receipt, they will reimburse me. Think I’ll get an Uber next time!

I seem to be turning this thread into a blog of my adventure, sorry about that.

 

[trudij]

You turn this into whatever you need to Walsworth, it’s your thread !!

And Owch. That’s not quick at all

 

[walsworth]

Chopsticks are the reason that the Chinese never invented custard.

 

[walsworth]

If you deal a swift kick up the arse of the person causing most of your problems, you probably wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.

 

[walsworth]

I know this a very old maxim but….
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

 

[Marble]

Never run so fast for a bus you fall flat on your face on the way to William Hill.

 

[walsworth]

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow

 

[walsworth]

“The man who invented Cats’ Eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener”

 

[walsworth]

Did Desmond Dekker ever find a fire extinguisher?

 

[walsworth]

A man that farts with confidence is man who's lost his sense of smell.

 

[walsworth]

The early bird gets the worm,,but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[walsworth]

Do glue sniffers stick to their guns?

 

[walsworth]

“The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made”.
Groucho Marx.

 

[walsworth]

Not had much to say lately.

Off to London early morning for more meds and bone marrow biopsy. Hope it’s the lovely Lucy doing it with the drill, less painful.

 

[Danny]

All the best Walsworth.

 

[walsworth]

All good so far, bloods ok and previous bone marrow showed a reduction in the markers.

 

[Outsider]

All good so far, bloods ok and previous bone marrow showed a reduction in the markers.

Good to hear Walsy.

 

[simmo]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

Confucius.

 

[Danny]

All good so far, bloods ok and previous bone marrow showed a reduction in the markers.

Don't give us too much positive news Davies will be doubling your errands.