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System Bet - Won

Manual Bets - Lost

I've had better Boxing Days.

It wasn't catastrophic, but it's traditionally my biggest betting day of the year, I had 20% of my annual profit staked today, mainly on my System Bet, but, while that delivered yet another solid win, a series of near misses on my other bets more then wiped out the gains.

Worst was Banbridge, who I'd bet under today's SP at 12/1 win only almost a year ago, because if he gets up it's a winning day.

Ditto Tapley, Ivane and King Of The Road.

Any one of that trio wins and it's Merry F*****g Christmas - at least I copped the each-way place money with those three.

Looking forward to tomorrow now - I've got 14 bets on, the System Bet will be in action and I'm wheeling out the AW Data Model to give Wolverhampton a go.
 
System Bet - Won

Manual Bets - Won

AW Data Model - Lost

Decent winning day overall.

System Bet was solid, manual bets went very well, with winners in Chasingouttheblues, King Of The Lake, Lunar Discovery and Williethebuilder, and the only thing to take the shine off it was the AW Data Model, which is now barely ahead on thr year.

I've got bets organised both tomorrow and on Monday already,I've got six more Monday races to look at, then I'm doing to run a couple of races at Santa Anita on Sunday through the new model, all while crashed out on the sofa.

It's great being me.
 
System Bet - Won

Manual Bets - Lost

USA Data Model - Lost

Losing day.

I just did my weekly accounts (I'll next do them New Year's Eve for the end-of-year numbers) and my ROI across all activity is 5.4%, about half of last year's, and my overall profit is 78.5% of last year's.

It all gets streamlined on New Year's Day to focus on where I've done best, this year and in 2024.

I've organised 14 bets for tomorrow so far and I'm hoping to end the year on a positive note.
 
AW Data Model - Small loss, but still deeply annoying

Manual Bets - Lost, but less annoying

System Bet - Had it off

Well, as much as it's possible to have it off with a System Bet.

It did all add up to a proper decent day and hopefully I am ending the year on a high.

On the food front, I've obtained some spicy Indian mint paste and Greek yoghurt and can't stop making restaurant standard dip and dunking onion bhajis etc in it at the moment - I'm feeling even more pleased with myself than usual about this, actually.

I feel a Winter curry phase coming on and this could last me well into January in the New Year.

Walsey, don't come on here for the 27th time to label it foreign muck - try to remember you're a socialist, not a Reform voter and, now you're following the winners, start spending the profits on some half-decent (ie not British) food, if your legions of physicians and nice nurses will allow it, of course.
 
Manual Bets - Lost

System Bet - Lost

Losing day (obviously).

Currently knee deep in New Year's Day (already done New Year's Eve) cards and organising bets - determined to end another profitable year on another profitable note.

But I've still got three races to analyse and this means - yes - time for Lottie Shaw's biscuits to dunk in the coffee.
 
Manual Bets - Lost

System Bet - Lost

Losing day (obviously).

Currently knee deep in New Year's Day (already done New Year's Eve) cards and organising bets - determined to end another profitable year on another profitable note.

But I've still got three races to analyse and this means - yes - time for Lottie Shaw's biscuits to dunk in the coffee.
In Whitby
Manual Bets - Lost

System Bet - Lost

Losing day (obviously).

Currently knee deep in New Year's Day (already done New Year's Eve) cards and organising bets - determined to end another profitable year on another profitable note.

But I've still got three races to analyse and this means - yes - time for Lottie Shaw's biscuits to dunk in the coffee.
IN Whitby currently munching on Fortnum + Masons pistachio + clotted cream biscuits, before heading out for drinks + Fish n Chips.
 
System Bet - Won

Manual Bets - Won

Solid winning end to the year.

Just done my annual 2025 accounts across all activity.

Turnover 49.6% up on last year

Net Profit 23.1% down in last year

Another winning year, but not as profitable as 2024 and, with turnover hugely up, it speaks to inefficient staking, with too much targetted at that which was the least profitable.

But I'm still happy enough - I'm enjoying it as much, if not more, than ever, which is always an unquantifiable plus and I've streamlined my whole operation ready for 2026.

Today has been an outstanding food day.

With the help of my friends at my local Asian supermarket, I've organised cooking authentic chicken seekh kebabs, with equally authentic restaurant standard mint sauce, at home - it was frankly outstanding.

I'm now off to enjoy New Year's Eve.
 
Manual Bets - Absolutely banging day

System Bet - Solid win

AW Data Model - Lost but not badly

Listentoyourheart (who "Leafy" had absolute bombs on) 14/1, Breizh River 11/1, Star Of Guiting 8/1 and Matata 14/1 (though I didn't have so much on that as I was unsure about the trip) made it a cracking start to 2026.

The AW Data Model let the side down (again), but it wasn't far off winning tbf.

Saturday's racing is a bit thin and I've already done that and tomorrow's cards.

Might spend the evening being mean in small ways (I'm good at that - #nomoremrniceguy) or finishing off a Waitrose Christmas pudding I eccentrically decided to save for NYD.
 
Your Favourite Uncle Smart Arse has never been terribly practical - YFUSA can just about change a light bulb.

But he surpassed himself this Christmas Day evening by taking literally an HOUR to figure out how to get the shortbread biscuits out of an M&S Light-Up tin he'd been given.

It involved googling not one, but two YouTube demonstration videos.
I was given one of those, right pain in the arse, nearly got the angle grinder out!
 

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