Arse Cup

[Relkeel]

"Welcome to Ascot where we have got 3 of the best hurdle races you will ever see."

Luke Harvey


Steady on Big Fella.

 

[Guest_]

This the longest thread in the history of talkinghorses?

 

[trackside528]

Fairly close to it, Gal!

Anybody else catch McCoy's quip after the Bula - "some engine, though the only chance he'll have of appearing on the BBC will be on Top Gear" (to paraphrase)

Quality.

 

[Irish Stamp]

Another "Big Fella" for you there Arkers

 

[Relkeel]

Another "Big Fella" for you there Arkers

It was a tribute to my idol.

 

[Rayeburn]

Derek Thompson commentating and saying ''wow, crash'' when a horse fell during Saturdays racing.

 

[trackside528]

Chapman's rambling nonsense continues right where it left off.

What was he playing at going on about Dwyer's ride on Coda Agency today at Southwell? Clown..

 

[granger]

He is a twit. probably more suited to halloween but this was forwarded to me

 

[Shadow Leader]

Uugghhhhh!!

 

[rorydelargy]

Utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter 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utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter utter *@#*. Although I may be short an utter or two.

 

[rorydelargy]

Utter's a funny word to look at, isn't it?

 

[Will]

lol

 

[Sheikh]

Real men drink white wine/Champagne when they're out with the Lads

 

[SteveM]

A few too many ‘lads’ on the fizz together for my liking… still the one exception seems to be throwing herself into the spirit of the thing.

 

[trackside528]

Ted Walsh on RTE after the Festival Hurdle: "Mike Dillon says Ladbrokes go evens Binocular and 10's bar, but sure those fellas are so up themselves that's hardly surprising."

I rarely agree with him, but that was a classic!

 

[trackside528]

Why the hell aren't Channel 4 covering today's Newbury card?

 

[Dante]

Ted Walsh on RTE after the Festival Hurdle: "Mike Dillon says Ladbrokes go evens Binocular and 10's bar, but sure those fellas are so up themselves that's hardly surprising."

I rarely agree with him, but that was a classic!

That's not what he said about them after Papillon won the National. It went along the lines of "We were very well looked after regards a price and a bet by Mike & Ladbrokes".

 

[trackside528]

Kevin O'Ryan calling to Western Charmer as "kinky" at seemingly every opportunity before the Slaney hurdle on ATR!

Tom Mullins for running Made in Taipan today.

EDIT: throw in Tony Mullins for fucking Oscar Dan Dan.

 

[Colin Phillips]

Nick Luck, or should I say 'The Lovely Nick Luck', has just described the 2.40 at Ludlow as "a furiously difficult race to work out".

In the past I have heard him describe a horse as being "frighteningly well-handicapped".

He is such a feckin' poseur.

 

[Sheikh]

That's not what he said about them after Papillon won the National. It went along the lines of "We were very well looked after regards a price and a bet by Mike & Ladbrokes".

It's not fashionable to buddies with bookies anymore .

 

[Hamm]

I think Nick Luck is the best presenter in racing, and don't at all mind his use of language.

 

[redhead]

I think Nick Luck is the best presenter in racing...

So does he

 

[Arkwright]

Thommo to Frank:-

'So what's the latest on Emma then Jamie (Frank)?'

Frank:-

'She's still pregnant as far as I know'

 

[Shadow Leader]

Again??? It's not long since she had the second one and the first one can't be older than 2!! Are they going for a team of work riders for any future training career?

 

[Sheikh]

Again??? It's not long since she had the second one and the first one can't be older than 2!! Are they going for a team of work riders for any future training career?

Wrack 'em stack 'em, and get them out of the house.......I'll have three under three this time next month..please God, hanging up my boots than.