I've been doing a bit of religious research on patron saints. I didn't realise what large portfolios they had. Even St Tone of Sedgefield couldn't handle it in the way those good old saints do - just take St Anthony of Padua. I thought that he came in handy when you were looking for lost things but he's got patronage :
against shipwrecks; against starvation; against starving; American Indians; amputees; animals; asses; barrenness; boatmen; Brazil; diocese of Beaumont, Texas; domestic animals; elderly people; expectant mothers; faith in the Blessed Sacrament; Ferrazzano, Italy; fishermen; harvests; horses; Lisbon, Portugal; lost articles; lower animals; mail; mariners; oppressed people; Padua, Italy; paupers; poor people; Portugal; pregnant women; sailors; seekers of lost articles; shipwrecks; starvation; starving people; sterility; swineherds; Tigua Indians; travel hostesses; travellers; watermen.
You'll see that he has horses in there but it's travel hostesses that interest me.
Now St George is usually seen on a horse, and I know that he has got England, Portugal and occasionally the National Front so I investigated him. Blow me, he's busier than Anthony:
Aragon; agricultural workers; archers; armourers; Beirut, Lebanon; Boy Scouts; butchers; Canada; Cappadocia; Catalonia; cavalry; chivalry; Constantinople; Crusaders; England (by Pope Benedict XIV); equestrians; farmers; Ferrara Italy; field hands; field workers; Genoa Italy; Georgia; Germany; Gozo; Greece; herpes; horsemen; horses; husbandmen; Istanbul; knights; lepers; leprosy; Lithuania; Malta; Moscow; Order of the Garter; Palestine; Palestinian Christians; plague; Portugal; riders; saddle makers; saddlers; skin diseases; skin rashes; soldiers; syphilis; Teutonic Knights; Venice.
Quite a horsey portfolio, but herpes skin rashes and syphilis! Anything to do with St Anthony's travel hostesses, do you think? And Palestine may keep him a bit busy.
Then there's St Martin, about whom I remembered only one thing - how he cut his heavy cloak in half and gave half to a beggar who was freezing. He could almost have ben the founder of Oxfam shops. But his patronages contain a few that are relevant:
against impoverishment, against poverty, alcoholism, beggars, Burgenland, cavalry, equestrians, France, geese, horse men, horses, hotel-keepers, innkeepers, quartermasters, reformed alcoholics, riders, soldiers, tailors, vintners, wine growers, wine makers
And I see that he manages to run with the hare and hunt with the hounds, encompassing as he does reformed alcoholics, vintners, wine growers and wine makers (and France!)
Another old favourite is St Vincent de Paul, who somewhat surprisingly has time to cover horses among all his charities:
charitable societies, charitable workers, charities, horses, hospital workers, hospitals, lepers, leprosy, lost articles, Madagascar, prisoners, diocese of Richmond Virginia, spiritual help, Saint Vincent de Paul Societies, Vincentian Service Corps, volunteers.
I'd never heard of St Leonard of Noblac:
against burglaries, against robberies, against robbers, blacksmiths, burglaries, captives, childbirth, coal miners, coopers, coppersmiths, greengrocers, grocers, horses, imprisoned people, locksmiths, miners, porters, P.O.W.'s prisoners, prisoners of war, robberies, robbers.
I thought at first that he was some sort of Tony Martin type character (the one with a gun, not the trainer) as he is a patron saint against burglaries and robberies but I see that he takes the liberal view of "hate the crime, love the criminal" as he also has burglars, robbers and imprisoned people. I guess today he'd be a LibDem.
How about St Eligius?
agricultural workers, blacksmiths, boilermakers, cab drivers, carriage makers, cart makers, cartwrights, clock makers, coin collectors, craftsmen, cutlers, farm workers, farmers, farriers, garage workers, gas station workers, gilders, gold workers, goldsmiths, harness makers, horses, horseshoe makers, jewelers, jockeys, knife makers, laborers, locksmiths, metal collectors, metal workers, metalsmiths, miners, minters, minting, numismatics, numismatists, precious metal collectors, saddle makers, saddlers, sick horses, taxi drivers, tool makers, veterinarians, watch makers, wheelwrights
He has patronage over a lot of forum related people and things. I expect that curently Alan Berry's farrier is keeping him busy with intercessions. The trouble is that no one has ever heard of him, but he has the most relevance so far.
We all know of St Giles though - he has a circus at the junction of Oxford Street, New Oxford Stret, Charing Cross Road and Tottenham Court Road. Quite fitting that he has patronage over beggars, ten.
beggars, blacksmiths, breast cancer, breast feeding, cancer patients, cripples, disabled people, Edinburgh Scotland, epilepsy, epileptics, fear of night, forests, handicapped people, hermits, horses, insanity, lepers, leprosy, mental illness, mentally ill people, physically challenged people, paupers, poor people, rams, spur makers, sterility, woods
He'd be quite handy with insanity as part of his brief, but I'm not sure that we have too much ned for the breast-feeding bit.
St Hippolytus has the right name and doesn't appear to be as busy as the others:
horses, prison guards, prison officers, prison workers
It wouldn't be hard to spot the odd one out in his little lot, would it? Due to a clerical error St Hippolytus was inadvertenly listed as two people, Hippolytus of Rome and Hippolytus of Porto, on some calendars. Quite suitable for a forum such as ours which boasts the odd dual personality or six!
Finally, St Leger, whose real name, I have discovered, is St Leodegarius:
blindness, eyes, eye disease, eye problems, sore eyes, millers
Not a horse in sight and it seems to me that his various patronages are more suited to the stewards than the forum...