Calling All Forum Bitches

[Songsheet]

A naked virgin

Hmmm... this E. Dead group are seriously flawed. How many ugly birds do they want showing up?

Nahh, sounds naff and boring as hell !

 

[Honest Tom]

The E. Dead Group have instructed me to point out that they are displeased by the flippant attitude displayed by some forum members on this thread. They state that they will be making an example of someone at 19.00 hours tonight.

I have no idea of their intentions but, check who doesn't post after this hour.

 

[Songsheet]

They'll have to find me fi

 

[Griffin]

Originally posted by Songsheet@Sep 22 2005, 06:33 PM
They'll have to find me fi

:lol: :lol:

 

[Grey]

Oh dear, this seems to be getting beyond a joke. h34r:

 

[Griffin]

It's 7pm and I'm still here

 

[krizon]

Neh-neh, neh-neh...

 

[Diamond Geezer]

HT's not here, the E-dead must have culled their ranks.

 

[PDJ]

They'll never take me alive!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kathy]

I'll just bring my slippers then H.T.

Oh, one more thing, will there be anywhere for me to plug my hairdryer in? :huh:

 

[Ardross]

The E Dead Group faced with the thought of Kathy in only her slippers have alll booked in at The Priory for counselling.

 

[Kathy]

:blink: They are big, pink, fluffy ones if that helps with the image Ardross! :huh:

 

[Melendez]

They'll never take me alive!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Therein lies the point, I believe!opic in hand but has anyone ev

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[krizon]

Someone go and get nurse, please - Mel? Mel?

 

[trudij]

Hunneyb - swap you my Clooney for your Depp???

 

[BrianH]

No one want "Tiny" McTaggart, the Scottish soldier?

 

[Kathy]

:blink: Only if he leaves his haggis at home.... and even then..... no thanks!

 

[Isty]

Any Orlando Bloom going? I know he's a bit young and pretty but at least he should last a bit.

 

[BrianH]

But hasn't he got dyed blond hair and pointy ears?

 

[Isty]

Apparently only if he's carrying a bow and arrow.

 

[jinnyj]

He can pluck my bow anytime

 

[BrianH]

Is that elfish code for something nice?

 

[jinnyj]

Depends how graphic your fantasies get!

 

[Dave G]

Twang :blink:

 

[Ardross]

A " bow " is of course a type of duck cultivated by jinnyj for culinary purposes . She merely is inviting Orlando for some feather removal.