I'm doing quite good thank you
I'm considerably less intoxicated than I used to be and although I retain a fair few of the values from days of yore, I've hung up my black bloc hoodie and half-brick and very quietly declared a ceasefire with the establishment. I'm also less inclined to save the world via the medium of internet forums because if I was ever going to forcibly enact the glorious revolution, I would have done so by now. Alas, humanity's inability to listen to reason turned me into a jaded cynic... with a hint of resigned Titoism. But I'm utterly delighted to see you still fighting the good fight
And yes, I wanted to have a word with you about your dubious prognosis. I followed your prescription to the letter but unfortunately, one of the rattled boilers turned out to be a very nasty succubus who damaged familial relationships, destroyed my teaching career and literally sent me to the loony bin. I'm not so petty as to demand a refund and compensation so you're safe on that front but I'd advise against approaching me for an endorsement.
Thankfully though, after stuffing a few more muffs afterwards, I'm now effectively engaged to my Bosnian Angel so all's well that ends well... If you want to feel old, it was actually over seven years ago when you pulled your Dr Nick act!
Is life treating you well?