Jokes

:lol: :lol: Latey!

I've deleted exactly TWO things - both 'jokes' by Euronymous which were deemed offensive by a few forumites (and yes, I found them foul, too), all of whom have pretty broad minds. If anyone else has been on a slash 'n' burn crusade, it ain't me. Own up, and face the ducking stool! h:)
 
S/L thats got nothing to do with this debate at all.... you come up with some trash too!!! with regards normal threads...... but I don't come on here and tell you so.....(but I will now just to put you in the picture) I read part of them... then pass on them...but I dont comment as such.....

THAT'S BY CHOICE


If you read the thread as its supposed to be read then you may have not posted your thread but if your to thick to pick up the jist of it well there's not a lot I can add...other than

READ IT ALL AGAIN IT MAY THEN SINK IN :rolleyes:


BUT IF I WANT TO POST A DAILY JOKE ON HERE or ten jokes THAT'S ALSO MY CHOICE ... THEY NORMALLY GO IN THE JOKES THREAD{ if you are not aware as I said read the threads again then open your mouth}....

ITS JUST LIKE THE CRAP YOU POST ON HORSE TRIALS ETC ETC.....But the difference between me and you is that you try to be confrantational by posting the thread you posted.

I just let things go over my head with no comment at all....... :D until at some time a person like you wants to pick a fight.............then I defend my corner and retaliate too.............


P.S. COLIN youll'd be surprised mate............. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Children, children! Right, that's it - off to bed with the pair of you. NO - separate rooms - and NO jam sandwiches for tea tonight, either!

Merlin, your jokes have improved signifcantly this season, mostly in the stamina class, I see, but performing much better than last year's crop. Keep them coming - in the 'Jokes' section, of course - and post as many as you like. As you say, no-one is forced to read anything.
 
:lol: :lol: JON I LIKE IT :lol: .................what's a matter with everyone on here its not in character for most to react like this???????????






:rolleyes: BRIAN SORRY but someone as got to read them or I can abstain for a fee?????????? :P ...............
 
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:o :D PEE they are normally new to me.............. :rolleyes:

S/L I will convey my apologies for being so abrupt... sorry... but without being boring please read the JOKE FOR ARDROSS thread too it has nothing to do with posting threads to the jokes thread that's where I normally post them but on a very rare occasion like BRIANS JOKE/FABLE I reffered to it has, there is a need to have an heading which we have debated... your mate/oppo RELKEEL was having a larf trying to goad me on but I was not in that type of mood and took it as such..

so I added what I thought was a plus that BRIANS FAIR SEX POST should remain as such not be put in the jokes thread............ and if others have something similiar well yes let them also post it in CHIT CHAT... its not much to ask that everyone be treated the same? is it......its nothing more than that........

Sorry again :P :D
 
... fancy a brew, Aidan? I think you and I will just read our RPs, look for special offers among the junk mail, put our feet up, and let them go at it a while... :D
 
How romantic ! Have you told an capall it's over Aunty K or are you stringing them both along ?
 
Galileo and I are just sitting here in the little wooden Moderators' Hut, warming our hands over a blazing brazier, Ardross. If you'll just put the secateurs down from pruning the day's articles, you're very welcome to come in for a hot chocolate and a Hob Nob...
 
I'm not sure if this is the right thread but here goes.

Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.
The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:......






Dave.............

















..............you're a vet"
 
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