Thank Heaven August is over. For some reason the majority of bad things have happened to me in August. Got flooded for the first time seven years ago on the Glorious Twelfth. Lots of niggling things in between then and now.
This year involved a smashed car and broken floor boards. Absolute pig of a month - not to mention expensive.
Saturday 3rd: nearly put foot through hole in floor when a floorboard damaged by the gas fitters finally gave way. Carpenter not available until 29th - booked for a morning as decided to get other bedrooms checked and replaced if needed.
Sunday 4th: car shunted 6 feet by a young man who tried to change radio stations on a bend! Mis-steered, clipped my car and shunted it 10 feet along and turned his over. Normally go to bed at 10.00 on Sunday for an early start, but this time decided not to, luckily.
Monday 5th: insurance company great. Just took over everything. Courtesy car provided for as long as needed. Garage coming to collect car and assess.
Tuesday 6th: Courtesy car.
Wednesday 7th: garage arrives to fetch my car. Chap looks it over and says that he thinks it should be reparable. Nice little car in excellent condition.
Settle down and try to get some work done.
Following Monday insurance company calls to say that, so sorry, car has been written off. Damage more extensive than first thought. Don't worry. Third party has admitted liability - (couldn't really do much else). As my car was stationary and unoccupied they reckon that all should go my way.
Thursday 22nd: a neighbour knocks at my door and asks if the grey Corsa is mine? Yes. So sorry, she thought she had better let me know that it - along with 11 other cars - had been keyed. Apparently mine had been the worst of the lot as there were three lines along the whole of the driver's side, and all around the door handle.
Police visit later. Say they are going to make a big thing of it.
Friday 23rd: just sat down to work at 7.00 a.m. - knock at the door. Police again. They are clearing three houses either side of one in the corner. Please would I leave the house and go down to my neighbour's who was taking us all in. Apparently it's a drugs bust and they suspect the culprit is armed. Four police cars arrive, then an unmarked car with four more policemen, then another two cars with the dog handlers. Much shouting, crashing, smashed windows and then a gunshot and the dogs start barking. Can't see anything because of the bend in the road. Whole morning's work lost.
Monday 26th: go to local garages to check out car prices. End up buying one with a good deal on servicing and gap insurance. More expensive than I had budgeted for, but a nice little car.
Tuesday 27th: called by courtesy car owner's insurance. Lost the £50 excess as expected for the keying, but am liable for garage fees of £700!
Wednesday 28th: call from insurance company to say that they are still negotiating the payment but expect to close it tomorrow. Am I okay with that? Not much I can do, really.
Thursday 29th: Ben the carpenter arrives. Checks out the other floorboars. Sorry, there are quite a few damaged ones that haven't been put back properly. Do I want them all done, or just the urgent one? Gives a quote for both jobs. Sod it, might as well get the lot done. Spend the afternoon running between banks getting money into one account to pay for car tomorrow.
Friday 30th: due to take delivery of new car. Insurance calls, they have settled on the payment for the old car and because she was in excellent condition for her age (10) they are paying top dollah. That's a big relief.
Get another call from one of my banks. So sorry, when I closed the account and took the money out I actually had not got the funds quoted, so am actually £250 overdrawn. What would I like them to do, take the balance from my ISA or keep the account open until the balance is paid - as it is their error they will not charge interest for the first two months.
Friday afternoon, drop off courtesy car and get lift to garage. Pick up new car, drive to bank in village, check funds enough to pay car, bills etc, withdraw £250, drive into town, pay bank and close account.
All in all it has been a ruddy expensive month, not just in outlay but in work lost as well.
Fortunately the cats can afford to eat. I am going on a diet.
Welcome September!