The Talking Horses Best Seller!

'Yeah right', said Jim Lewis, who was busy knocking back his spiked drink and still offering Best Mate for a tenner. 'If nobody gives me £10 for my horse, I am going to remove all my clothes and........
 
his entire skin - he wasn't Jim Lewis at all for there underneath lay the familiar figure of..........
 
....Richard Pitman!

"My God!" yelled Paul and Harchibald and everyone else in the pub, "How did you fool us for all these years?"
 
And I'm about to show you my other disguise....I'm a member of the PusyCat Dollls..."

.....the pub was suddenly very empty very fast and before Richard could reveal his skimpy dancer's outfit and suddenly in walked....
 
The ambulance soon arrived and confirmed that although he definitely looked dead there was a small chance that Richard had sent himself into a state of shock and fainted and he could be revived by.................
 
but there was no need for Harchibald to take that course of action as Richard[ Jim or whoever], opened their eyes and looking into Harchibalds eyes he said'.......
 
and they promptly left the pub leaving behind some bemused customers watching Channel Four Racing on the pub TV where......
 
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