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Words Of Wisdom

Rather a busy day at the hospital, three lots of blood taken, one for the doctors, one for the pharmacist and one for the drug company. I’m just glad there’s no little boy living down the Lane!

Biopsy went almost painless as nurse used a drill rather than a needle.

Uncomfortable ride home unfortunately in a sit down ambulance via Hemel Hempstead which added a good 40 minutes to the journey.
 
I have just discovered why I have never found any buried treasure. I’ve always thought that a pace was a step. A step is the distance between your right foot touching the ground and your left foot doing so. A pace is the distance between your right foot touching the ground and then touching it again.

So a pace is two steps, I’m off to find X marks the spot.

Argh Jim Lad, shiver my timbers!

Good stuff these latest meds, but they do make me fart!
 
In traditional Innu ideology, Matshishkapeu communicates cryptically with hunters and trappers through farts, delivering prophecies or warnings that elders interpret, such as foretelling the arrival of outsiders or advising on hunting success. His interventions often carry a humorous tone, providing levity amid the hardships of bush life, yet he wields formidable power, punishing those who hoard food by afflicting them with constipation or more severe consequences.
 
If you are being chased by wasps, do not try jumping into water to avoid them. The stripey arsed buggers will just wait for you to surface.
 
The USA is having a Winter storm apparently.
Any warm clothing, gloves, tins of soup etc. would be appreciated by the poor, starving colonists!
 
The Labour NEC have made a grave mistake, Burnham should have been allowed to stand. Priority at this stage is to win this by election and he is without doubt the best candidate to do it.
 
Just when I have decided to give up my stats based selections and rely on the best judges on here. That daft bugger Slim gets himself barred. Is ‘bugger’ allowed or is it likely to upset any members that may be of. a ‘cheerful’ persuasion?
 
walsworth said:
Just when I have decided to give up my stats based selections and rely on the best judges on here. That daft bugger Slim gets himself barred. Is ‘bugger’ allowed or is it likely to upset any members that may be of. a ‘cheerful’ persuasion?
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I'm reporting you for typing "bugger."

Oh, bugger, I've done it now (twice!)

This informant malarkey isn't as straight forward as you'd think!
 

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