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Well, the time is nearly here, the time to get totaly slaughtered, hammered out of your skull, yipeeee, my favourite is Guinnes And Jamesons Irish Whiskey but to be honest as long as it is alcoholic and wet I will drink it, I just can not wait untill Friday evening, Oh, and the brawls, it would not be christmas without the pub brawls would it, I love them, I am most disappointed if I am unable to start a few :lol:

Dont you just love getting absolutely hammered ? last year after a slaughter and a great brawl a few of us decided to walk home along the canal towpath, I fell in, it was horrible, not for me I loved it but for the poor duckie wuckies that I disturbed,
one of the other blokes said you must suffer from some mental illness, suffer says I, I enjoy every moment of it, Going home totaly slaughtered, looking to the sky and seeing four moons instead of of one, totaly drenched falling down at every third step, Oh, such paradise, and yipee, I have penty more booze at home just in the horrible event that I may become sober :blink:

I went in the bookies one of the days last year also, I asked a bloke where a certain meeting was being shown, he said on the monitor over there, I had drank so much I said which monitor I can see hundreds of them :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy times are nearly here again Yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 
Originally posted by mark@Dec 21 2005, 08:03 PM
Oh, and the brawls, it would not be christmas without the pub brawls would it, I love them, I am most disappointed if I am unable to start a few :lol:

Dont you just love getting absolutely hammered ? last year after a slaughter and a great brawl

one of the other blokes said you must suffer from some mental illness,
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I can't think there are many people on here who like a good brawl, Mark. It is thuggish comments like this that really put me off you completely.

Grow up.
 
But, PDJ, You forget, we are all friends really and every thing is back to normal in the morning, We just like to have a lively Christmas. :D
 
Mark, I don't fight and brawl with my friends. I am friendly with them.

Gareth, :lol: :lol:
 
Why would you owe Shadow money Gareth ? Not that it is any of my business of course :D
 
Just a joke Mark, following on from another thread.

Seriously though, you're taking the piss, right?
 
Thank you so very much Krizon.

No Gareth, my brothers and friends have always fourght each other, why, is this unusual? we have a good laugh afterwards. :lol:
 
You are seriously asking what is unusual about fighting your mates? I cannot believe this.
 
Originally posted by PDJ@Dec 21 2005, 07:41 PM
You are seriously asking what is unusual about fighting your mates? I cannot believe this.
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But what is unusual ? we all have fun, no one is hurt it is just that we are a bit rowdy but we never involve outsiders, that would be rude.

A few years back they dared me to ride a pig, I could not see the thing, however, I did, I Was kicked bitten stamped on, resulting in a visit to the hospital, but boy you have never lived untill you have rode one of these beasts, it really gets the adrenolin pumping :rolleyes:

What do others do at Christmas, whatever they do good for them as long as they are happy,

I love the karioke, I can knock out a good queen, meatloaf number you should be there to see it, you may be overwhelmed with surprise.

Latey, I have fell in the canal hundreds of times it only comes to kneck level the section I refer to, I am a powerful swimmer in any event :D when I have had a few I go to the road bridge 20 foot above and dive in on purpose, passers by say you are mad, I say, correct, thank you very much :lol:

I have to visit the doctors tomorrow, I have dizzy spells after 15 pints of Guinness, I can not understand it, worrying dont you think ? ;)
 
Mention of canals always makes me think of the now dead author, Richard Laymon. He always had a fascination with what he called trolls hiding beneath bridges thereon.

I'm also not entirely certain that Jesus would approve of people getting "hammered" and involving themselves in "brawls" as a means of celebrating his birthday. Then again, I may be wrong, the fourteen of them may well have got absolutely stotious and set about each other with sticks every year.

I shall be having a period of quiet contemplation about how lucky I am to have the love of big JC and his dad looking over me on this very special day.
 
I have it on good authority that particular feat was accomplished by slieght of hand. A bottle of buckfast secreted up his voluminous sleeve, swift shuffle and diversion ("look Mary M's got her baps out!") and off we go......... "Here lads, fucking check this out, a bottle of top notch tonic for ye's, take a slurp, nae slavers in the bottle now. Anybody seen my tin opener?"
 
Ovverbruv, why would I need help ? I have more fun than most people, I am aware I am a little stange/crazy but in the words of Catherine Tate, Am I bothered ? :lol: :rolleyes: :D
 
Originally posted by mark@Dec 22 2005, 05:09 PM
Ovverbruv, why would I need help ? I have more fun than most people, I am aware I am a little stange/crazy but in the words of Catherine Tate, Am I bothered ? :lol: :rolleyes: :D
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Id like a nightout with you, sounds a barrel of laughs to me, hope you have a belting time m8. merry christmas.
 
can i go back to the topic title?? I have just been introduced to a spirit called Van Der Hum - is a South African liquer ( or however you spell it!) is LUVERLY !!!!! hic B)
 
Blimey, an oldie, but a goodie, and really warms you up! Talking of South African liqueurs, have you tried Amarula cream? It looks like Bailey's but is a little less sickly and deeeelish over a couple of ice cubes, or poured onto ice cream (or even whizzed into cream or ice cream). You can also fill an ice cube tray with it (or Bailey's, or Carolans, or any of these cream-based likkers), put lolly sticks into them, and then just enjoy ash mush adge dinking theshtuff...
 
Licqueur`s rule. My favourite drink is a white russian...made from coffee licqueur, vodka and cream. Of course, i always have to make a special journey to obtain the former as the local Tesco/Asda just cater for the Beer and Wine drinkers.
 
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