Your Favourite Booze.

Omeprazole are the weedy proton pump inhibitors and available without prescription as Zanprol or Boots Heartburn Relief - no match for Lanzeprazole also known as Zoton - Mo's sound scary .
 
Pee, I was diagnosed with a (roll of drums, blare of bugles...) 'sliding hiatus hernia' in 1994. Figured I'd somehow pulled it out of place by doing some very heavy gardening on Staffordshire's thick clay soil, hauling barrowloads around, etc. Wasn't prescribed anything for it, other than to take an antacid bought over the counter every time I got acid reflux. Which was every time I bent over, every time I ate bread or floury products, every time I had a glass of wine or alcohol, blah, blah, blah. I figure I spent initially around £500 a year on Rennies, Zantac, Gaviscon in various forms, and any other stuff for 'acid heartburn'.

This year I was treated to every oscopy going because my doctor thought I might have intestinal polyps. Turned out I am polyp free, which is nice... however, after watching the endoscopist whisking the endoscope around the oesophagus (on the mini-cam - fascinating) I asked whether there was anything better than the stuff I was by now spending around £1000 a year on (work out the cost of a packet of Zantac, and use 4 a day to not much avail, plus packets of Rennies daily). I told him about the 'sliding hiatus hernia' that was diagnosed 11 years back. "Your problem isn't that - that's very moderate. You're on the wrong medicine," was the stunning reply. I said I wasn't ON any medication - I'd never been told I needed any. Cue immediate prescrip for Zoton (as per Ardross) and IMMEDIATE AND LASTING RELIEF FOR EASILY TWELVE HOURS DAILY, REGARDLESS OF ANY FOOD AND DRINK, bending over, etc. :o

It has made the most incredible change to my life, and now that I'm an old dodderer and get prescrips free, a nice change to my wallet as well!

The problem was over-production of acid by proton pumps, and the inhibitor stops them arsing about. So, ask for a good PPI (proton pump inhibitor) - try the Zoton out. DON'T get the cheap and nasty 'generic' version which they tried to palm off on me after a while - it lasts for about 3-4 hours only, if you're lucky. The Zoton will easily see you through 12 hours. Bliss... :)
 
Originally posted by PDJ@Dec 28 2005, 09:39 PM
Well here's hoping the poor cows trample you severely on New Year's Eve. Idiot.
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PDJ, Idiot me ? I dont think you would call a fella who took 21 Grand off the bookies on monday Idiotic.

Latey, how could I put stilettos on the cows that would be cruel, however, I will wear them myself, have done many times, because I am eccentric, well, that is my excuse anyway :shy:

Okay PDJ, You need cheering up mate, so, You can come out with our lot on new years eve, you will have to wear womens clothing, it is only once in a year so to hell with what anyone thinks :o you will have the best time of your life, it will not cost you a penny, we will provide the drink and the drugs it will cost you nowt, what do you reckon ? Look forward to seeing you early saturday for the night out, our meaning of early about errr 10-30AM. :D :D :D
 
Oh, Pee, how can you resist? That little black dress you wore to Brighton, the tasteful pearls, and the truly lovely ash-blonde wig were so, so divine. You must, you simply, simply MUST go, dahlink.
 
There's no doubt what my favourite booze was in 2005. It was that provided by that gutsy Ashes performance of our lads, via one our forum members whose name escapes at this time. Luvvely bubbely!
 
We know who it is. He's got more stashed away than Jeffrey Archer - and he's probably got the odd Picasso, too.
 
Originally posted by PDJ@Dec 29 2005, 09:18 AM
I would rather eat my own spleen than come out with you.
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But that would kill you Paul, if you are suicidal come out with us, you have never seen me climb a pylon have you ? dangerous of course, yes, I know I walk the edge and one day I will topple off, would you not like to live in the fast lane for an evening, it can become addictive, yipeeeeeeeeeeee :lol: :ph34r: :blink:
 
To add to Griffin's comment - what a fine example you must set to your kids and grandchildren too. Lemme see - 1) climbing pylons 2) getting so bladdered you can't see, walk or talk 3) starting fights 4) trspassing to ride cows whilst drunk & without the permission of their owner 5) taking Lord knows what drugs 6) being arrested 7) falling in canals - and that's just for starters......
 
Originally posted by Lee Chater@Dec 29 2005, 09:40 PM
I'm amazed at you all taking the windup bait.
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Lee, I can totaly assure you I am no wind up merchant, It is true I am very extreme, eccentric, bizarre, for the record I do not suffer mental illness I have a mental condition there is a very, very big difference.

Whats all the fuss about the money, I placed £1Grand on kicking King at 2-1 it won, because I do everything to excess I told Sam, my local bookie, to let it all ride on Afrad which won the last race at 6-1, so, I guess I was lucky, but by the same token I have lost massive amounts.

Shadow my lads are in their mid-twenties, two have been in the army, they know what I do is stupid, but in their words dad enjoys life leave him to it, he knows the dangers.

There you go Lee my friend, because someone does not lead what you may call the conventional or orthodox way of life does not make them a wind up merchant it makes them different :D
 
I don't actually see anything particularly strange about Mark's behaviour. Most of us have done that sort of stuff, though, it has to be said, usually by about 30 years earlier. What boys haven't had fisticuffs, even with their brothers, who hasn't at least tried to climb onto or over or into something that they're not supposed to? Christ, surely most of us have had a go at SOMETHING - Shadow, you've ridden bonkers horses, others ride motorbikes which don't usually crawl at 5mph, a number of us have sampled drugs, and it seems that a number of us regularly drink far more than would ever be sane for our health. Mark wants to see himself as eccentric - some of us would say just childish. Whatever, he isn't doing any harm to anyone on here - Shadow, yer avinalarf, gal, telling him off, when your (self-admitted) consumption of booze is equivalent to a small African country's! :lol:

Lighten up, folks, it's only a bit of daftness!
 
I always thought you had me sussed Krizon, and you have, yes, the only person I will ever harm is myself. :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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