... you were late for dinner, after dialling Bouncing Babes, Cheeky Chiquita, Muffy, Buffy, Duffy and Her Dreamboats - and being told "we don't do perves" every time?
Here, sonny, have another Kleenex... you seem to have used yours up earlier...
I live in Tallaght but as we're going into town on the Saturday night I'm going to stay in Bewleys. If someone wants a room, I'll book a double.
Is there no privacy on here?
Game for what? To go to Colm Murphy's or to join me in my room?
Getting rogered is 95% certain with Oran (Would you like a leg in a horse?) and 0% in your room. All the same I'll opt for the Murphy trip.